Oh. My. Very. Actual. God. A Simpsons artist was in tonight: she drew me as a Simpsons character #mylifeiscomplete
Finally sense, humility and self-knowledge from The Daily Mail. Who’d-a-thought!! *has lie down and fans self*
Words and Music I hadn’t expected to find myself blogging at the end of my little period of purdah, behind the writing screen, closed off from twitter and the world. I finished last Tuesday my filming for DOORS OPEN, the Ian Rankin art-theft thriller whose adaptation we’re making for ITV and since then I’ve been sitting at a desk, trying not to look too hard out of the window.
Whoa there. Bitty horror strikes America. (via @pettore)
And then there’s the problematic issue of the invisible dick…
Very touched to discover that this is apparently pinned up all over British Afghan bases: #Baaaaaaaaa
Nice picture of a man frott