The New Adventures of Mr Stephen Fry » Topic: A POEM WOT I WROTE http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/a-poem-wot-i-wrote Just another bbPress community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 17:25:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/search.php Rainbird on "A POEM WOT I WROTE" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/a-poem-wot-i-wrote#post-51394 Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:31:11 +0000 Rainbird 51394@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ TEENAGE TURMOIL<br /> <br /> By<br /> <br /> RAINBIRD<br /> <br /> Excessive baggage over loading,<br /> She can feel her head exploding,<br /> Though she is not prone to moaning,<br /> She really needs comfort not goading.<br /> <br /> Her head is full, her heart is heavy,<br /> Most of her life is spent out on the bevy,<br /> And her love life is never ever steady,<br /> She’ll find true love when she is ready.<br /> <br /> Up and down, up and down,<br /> Sometimes morose, sometimes a clown.<br /> Life is becoming just one big blur,<br /> She can’t really tell you what it is for.<br /> <br /> Drink and drugs, drink and drugs,<br /> Mixing it up with a load of thugs.<br /> Respectable girl has gone to the wall,<br /> Her family no longer standing tall.<br /> <br /> It’ll end badly this she does know,<br /> Down in the gutter covered in snow,<br /> Unless a Samaritan happens along,<br /> This could well be her swan song.<br /> <br /> Pulled up sharply by a WPC,<br /> A whole night in the cells for free,<br /> Drunk and disorderly, possession of drugs,<br /> And she won’t even grass on the thugs.<br /> <br /> Community service, drug rehabilitation<br /> Finally on the right medication ,<br /> Sensible girl is now back on line,<br /> Seems that WPC saved her just in time.