http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/rhinos Just another bbPress community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:17:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/search.php http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/rhinos#post-292493 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 03:47:48 +0000 joan 292493@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ <p>Well, it&#39;s nice being human, but otherwise I&#39;d be a cat - perhaps like Bob the cat in the book &#39;A street cat named Bob&#39; </p> http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/rhinos#post-292425 Fri, 15 Mar 2013 13:32:22 +0000 Azpiazu 292425@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ <p>I´m actually very happy of beeing a human, or probably more that the females of my specie are women &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif&quot; title=&quot;;-)&quot; class=&quot;bb_smilies&quot; /&gt; </p> <p>Interesting for me would be a stromy petrel, a bird that can fly, walk and swimm. However any bird would work. If flies of course, don´t think of a kiwi or other stupid bird (not a neo-zealander as you can see ). </p> http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/rhinos#post-291563 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 09:24:36 +0000 Frazzy 291563@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ <p>Cuttlefish.<br /> They can change the colour of their skin to camouflage themselves, thus avoiding annoying people, with awesome ninja skill. Neurotoxins would be handy too.<br /> They have their own ink. (I&#39;ve misplaced my good drawing pen.)<br /> They have cool eyes.<br /> Eight arms plus two tentacles would make it easier to type, pat the dog and eat a sandwich at the same time.<br /> Three hearts makes you slightly more awesome then a Time Lord. </p> http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/rhinos#post-290277 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 00:39:06 +0000 Recoveringchristian 290277@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ <p>....or from sloths? First of all only twelve nails to cut. (ten if the two-toed variety). Hang from trees for hours. If you can&#39;t be bothered to move, eat the algae clung to you. Can go for a month without the loo. Never any need for a blood pressure test. I could be a very sociable sloth but you would probably have moved since I walked towards you. (Have a little paitence). I wish I was a sloth &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif&quot; title=&quot;:mrgreen:&quot; class=&quot;bb_smilies&quot; /&gt; </p> http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/rhinos#post-288179 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:28:24 +0000 jananals 288179@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ <p>I wish we had evolved from rhinos.<br /> That way the nagging feeling that socialising is the way forward would leave me alone and I could curl up in a nice little cocoon and read.<br /> Why did primates have to be the ones to develop sentience?<br /> I suppose it could be argued that my nagging feeling is absolutely correct and that social behaviour was the only way we could have evolved at all.<br /> Well i say phooey to that.<br /> I can evolve all by myself, thankyou very much. </p>