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The New Adventures of Mr Stephen Fry » Topic: The Ruin A Wish Game http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game Just another bbPress community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:17:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/search.php amberzak on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-81239 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:36:39 +0000 amberzak 81239@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ I wish that the price of train tickets wasn't so extortionate...</blockquote> The train tickets have gone down to extreamly low prices, everything is cheap and you now travel everywhere by train and still have money to spend afterwards. Unfortunatly, this decrease in ticket prices has attracted everyone. the trains are packed with people, dirty and smelly. A man busking with an accordian stumbles passed you knocking in to you as he goes. When you get off the train you discover that your purse/wallet has dissappeared with over £100, all your creddit cards and what else you may have in your purse. I wish i didn't have to do coursework.</blockquote> You no longer have to do coursework. Now everything is down to one exam, which is 7 hours long. Unfortunatly you are also feeling very ill that day, so YOU FAIL. I wish that Stephens latest Podgram was here already. Desdemona on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-80953 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:18:21 +0000 Desdemona 80953@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ I wish that the price of train tickets wasn't so extortionate...</blockquote> The train tickets have gone down to extreamly low prices, everything is cheap and you now travel everywhere by train and still have money to spend afterwards. Unfortunatly, this decrease in ticket prices has attracted everyone. the trains are packed with people, dirty and smelly. A man busking with an accordian stumbles passed you knocking in to you as he goes. When you get off the train you discover that your purse/wallet has dissappeared with over £100, all your creddit cards and what else you may have in your purse. I wish i didn't have to do coursework. lovegrove7196 on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-77327 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:39:26 +0000 lovegrove7196 77327@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ *Bam!* Little Big Planet is out now... Unfortunately for the entire Islamic community though, there was no time for them to remove that offensive song and so half of the planet might uprise against the west just because of two lines in a song in a game... Be careful what you wish for, hehe <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_razz.gif" title=":P" class="bb_smilies" /> (I can't wait for the game either! XD ) ... I wish that the price of train tickets wasn't so extortionate... amberzak on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-76373 Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:34:56 +0000 amberzak 76373@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ You do own a hippy van, but yo are als in the 60s and you do so many drugs that you are brain damaged. I wish Little Big Planet was out now. M-y-s-t-e-r-y on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-71044 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:05:12 +0000 M-y-s-t-e-r-y 71044@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ Congratulations! You have won a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Kefalonia. Clear blue sea, and everything you could wish for. Unfortunatly, while there you become increasingly erratic due to the noise of the chicadas, which drives you slowly insane. So insane, that the greek people dont know what to do with you and you are taken away by the men in white coats, where you stay at the local nuthouse full of greek mad people who try to sell you washing powder made of cat poo for the next six months. <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_surprised.gif" title=":o" class="bb_smilies" /> I wish i owned a hippy van... fryfan20 on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69937 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:59:00 +0000 fryfan20 69937@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ dear ladyfromhamburg, you get your pond in the garden with those lovely frogs and it is nice, especially when the sun is shining <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" /> but, those frogs are multiplying like crazy and a frog plague is born. you can't get away from them and they are everywhere. in the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom. frogs have taking over your house and you can't kill them because that kind of frog is a endangered specie. you will have to move. (sorry for the confusion on my part, of course it's just a game) I wish for a vacation <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" /> ladyfromhamburg on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69929 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:50:10 +0000 ladyfromhamburg 69929@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ [ I don't want to ruin that wish, hope that you find him <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" /> </blockquote> Dear fryfan20, that's very kind and thoughtful but you know, it's a game and my wish will stay. And the result of the search? Heaven knows. I discovered that all my wishes are obviously difiicult for this game ( for ex. I wish that people who are telling absolute nonsense or who are hurting sb's feelings with stupid remarks, should automatically be unable to speak for at least one hour! But if you ruin this wish, it's not quite bad for me, isn't it) So, here is another proposal: I wish I had a pond in my garden (with croaking frogs <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_biggrin.gif" title=":D" class="bb_smilies" /> ) fryfan20 on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69868 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:48:48 +0000 fryfan20 69868@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ So, fryfan20, forget about the wedding! <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif" title=";-)" class="bb_smilies" /> </blockquote> well, don't really want to marry him anyway <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" /> I wish that I could find my godfather. We lost contact when I was 14 years old.</blockquote> I don't want to ruin that wish, hope that you find him <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" /> ladyfromhamburg on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69862 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:40:25 +0000 ladyfromhamburg 69862@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ granted you can fly, at first this is great but when you want to go to earth again you find out that you can't get down and have to stay high in the air forever, all alone. i wish that i marry Stephen fry <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif" title=";-)" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_razz.gif" title=":P" class="bb_smilies" /> X-D</blockquote> <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_eek.gif" title="8-O" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_eek.gif" title="8-O" class="bb_smilies" /> Your wish is granted. You recently were corresponding with Stephen Fry and accepted joyfully his marriage proposal. But - OMG - it turned out that a man who wanted to derive benefit from the great popularity of Mr. Stephen Fry used his name to deceive especially young women! Newspapers gave a detailed report and published the following lines: ' The swindler and con man who tried to marry a nice young Dutch woman is a toothless 84 years old man living in the Scottish Highlands. He married eight times - each new wife was younger than the previous one. As the last divorce was 2 years ago and no further woman could be convinced to marry him, he tried this new method to improve his chances. I his case, the result is now a charge for fraud.' Furtheron the newspaper got a statement from the real Stephen Fry who said: 'It's an honour that such a nice young lady is interested in a old chap with bent nose like me. Nevertheless, I must say: Daniel came first!' So, fryfan20, forget about the wedding! <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif" title=";-)" class="bb_smilies" /> I wish that I could find my godfather. We lost contact when I was 14 years old. fryfan20 on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69809 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:59:17 +0000 fryfan20 69809@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ granted you can fly, at first this is great but when you want to go to earth again you find out that you can't get down and have to stay high in the air forever, all alone. i wish that i marry Stephen fry <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif" title=";-)" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_razz.gif" title=":P" class="bb_smilies" /> X-D The Jester on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69800 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:45:21 +0000 The Jester 69800@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ Granted! You are now the greatest stand up comic of all time, you never have to think up new material because it comes to you so easily, one word and you can have everyone in fits. Unfortunately, now you're just TOO funny, and people who watch your shows laugh so hard that they can't breathe and get stitches for the entire time, which they ironically don't find funny at all, as some people die from laughing. People stop coming to see you. Futhermore, no one takes you seriously anymore, and you only have to change your facial expression and they're off laughing again. Consequently, you die alone and penniless, though you'll end it all on a great one liner...not that anyone will hear it. I wish that I was charismatic.</blockquote> Granted. Unfortunately, you are now so charismatic people will follow you wherever you go, just to be close to you. If you tell them to go away they become bitter and disillusioned and plot to kill you. I wish I could fly. The Spiral on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69776 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:34:13 +0000 The Spiral 69776@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ Granted! You are now the greatest stand up comic of all time, you never have to think up new material because it comes to you so easily, one word and you can have everyone in fits. Unfortunately, now you're just TOO funny, and people who watch your shows laugh so hard that they can't breathe and get stitches for the entire time, which they ironically don't find funny at all, as some people die from laughing. People stop coming to see you. Futhermore, no one takes you seriously anymore, and you only have to change your facial expression and they're off laughing again. Consequently, you die alone and penniless, though you'll end it all on a great one liner...not that anyone will hear it. I wish that I was charismatic. Shyamz on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-69555 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:28:55 +0000 Shyamz 69555@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ I wish I was the greatest stand up comic of all time. <img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":)" class="bb_smilies" /> quitenorwegianthankyou on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-66153 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:21:11 +0000 quitenorwegianthankyou 66153@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ i wish to be something useful in this world Granted, you are now a wonderful new device that can open every can, tin and bottle, sadly one day you break and is thrown away quitenorwegianthankyou on "The Ruin A Wish Game" http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/the-ruin-a-wish-game#post-66152 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:14:08 +0000 quitenorwegianthankyou 66152@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ (fantastical magical sound) You are now Hugh Laurie and due to some sick twist of fate, you survived the cataclysm that left only Stephen Fry and the Playboy mansion intact. The only other living creature is a small Gecko named Franz, unfortuantely, he has no sense of humor, so his company drives you insane! you now believe you are yourself believing you are Hugh Laurie. Stuck in this maddening cycle, your head implode I wish the X-men where real, that I was a mutant, and dated Angel