http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/there-once-was-a Just another bbPress community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 23:24:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/search.php http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/there-once-was-a#post-71353 Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:00:36 +0000 QiScorpion 71353@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ There once was a man called Fry<br /> Who said things that were quite QI<br /> Sick of telling 'em<br /> He wanted to sing 'em<br /> And so ended up as Kingdom!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bit pants, but i've not had time to plan it, having made it up on the spot. http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/topic/there-once-was-a#post-68231 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:40:20 +0000 Sidthespid 68231@http://www.stephenfry.com/forum/ There once was a writer called Fry,<br /> Who many had thought to be shy<br /> It turned out that he, rather daringly,<br /> ended up on a show called QI.<br /> <br /> <br /> There once was a boy called Stephen,<br /> who many had thought to be heathen.<br /> It turned out that he, rather worryingly,<br /> preferred his morals uneven.<br /> <br /> <br /> There once was a man from Koblenz,<br /> who liked to sit on the fence.<br /> When asked by his wife<br /> if he liked his life,<br /> he said that at times it was tense.<br /> <br /> <br /> There once was a girl from Munich,<br /> who liked to dance naked to music.<br /> When seen by the river,<br /> she'd quiver and shiver<br /> but just wouldn't put on a tunic.<br /> <br /> <br /> There once was a girl from Ohio,<br /> who knew how to grow only Bio.<br /> She used friendly bees,<br /> who had heavy knees<br /> and just couldn’t fly oh so high-o.<br /> <br /> <br /> There once was a dog from Hannover,<br /> whose owner was always hung over.<br /> When told not to pee,<br /> he held on 'til three,<br /> then escaped and watered the clover.<br /> <br /> <br /> There was a dog from Illinois,<br /> who marvelled at his naughty toy.<br /> He’d count to ten, mount Lassie and then<br /> all night, his toy he’d enjoy.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.stephenfry.com/bb-content/plugins//bb-smilies/default/icon_biggrin.gif&quot; title=&quot;:D&quot; class=&quot;bb_smilies&quot; /&gt;