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Wakadowakado


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Posted Mon Sep 20th, 2010 6:24pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Poem 'T'

T is for drinking
By cup or large mug
T is for drinking
So mind my rug
T is for drinking
Quenches my thirst
T is for drinking
The beverage is first
T is for drinking
Whilst having a natter
T is for drinking
Solving a matter

Wakasip

Do not worry about things you have not got

E.g. Money

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Ambrosia


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Posted Mon Sep 20th, 2010 6:37pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Tarantula

I have a pet tarantula
His given name is Juan
He's sweet and very furry
And I am his biggest fan
Now, as arachnids go
He's pleasant and gregarious
But unluckily for mice
His goals can often be nefarious
They think they'll be the best of friends
In any given venue
But sometimes those plump rodents
Find that they are on the menu


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Northern Poet


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Posted Tue Sep 21st, 2010 8:45pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Under the bridge they meet at seven or eight
They share a kiss,and cuddle they can not wait
Under the bridge its dark private and quiet
if you have a lover, maybe you should try it

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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Ambrosia


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Posted Tue Sep 21st, 2010 11:01pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Ukulele

If you cannot play the gui-tar
Try the ukulele
It's easier, with fewer strings
And so you cannot fail-ee


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Northern Poet


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Posted Wed Sep 22nd, 2010 10:42am Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

MR Victor jones was an old miser
he thought that he was quite wiser
Victor never spent any of his cash
till his death Victor hid his stash
his family called him tight and mean
None of his money had they ever seen
When he died his cash they all spent
Thank you Victor you where a gent

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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Wakadowakado


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Posted Thu Sep 23rd, 2010 2:58pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Poem U

U r precious to me
Your beauty I can see
U r fun to be around
Musically a sound
U r my idol now
Like a God somehow
U r in my dreams
Reality it never seems

Wakawake

Do not worry about things you have not got

E.g. Money

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Wakadowakado


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Posted Thu Sep 23rd, 2010 3:16pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Poem 'V'

Vee, yes Bobby from the States
His Band and all his mates
Musical career since 1959
Now his Website here on line
Thirty-eight Top 100 hits
Thrills his many fans to bits
Four motion pictures in the past
Keeps on touring very fast

Wakadata

Do not worry about things you have not got

E.g. Money

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Ambrosia


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Posted Thu Sep 23rd, 2010 10:02pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Vested

I have a vested interest
In winter underwear
And if it's warm and cosy
I'd rather not be bare
I know it isn't sexy
And won't turn on the boys
But it's better to be covered
And resort to using toys


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Northern Poet


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Posted Fri Sep 24th, 2010 2:24pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

When winter arrives and its cold out and frosty
Turning the gas/heating up can be rather costly
Its better cuddle up in bed with a loving man
Who's aim is to please, who will do all he can

Under the covers as you puff and sweat
the faster you go to warmer you will get
Remember this will save you a bit on the side
just cosy on up and turn on your best side

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Wakadowakado


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Posted Fri Sep 24th, 2010 2:56pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Poem W

Double UU
Looks like breasts
Hanging there, just like nests
Double UU UU
What a sight
Used by ladies of the night
Double double UU UU UU UU
By Golly how they grew

Wakaview

Do not worry about things you have not got

E.g. Money

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Northern Poet


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Posted Sat Sep 25th, 2010 12:37pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

I needed to have an x-ray They thought my leg was broke
I waited there for hours could not get out for a smoke
after about six hours doc said leg was given the all clear
Sitting leg doing nothing, leg In plaster, is my biggest fear
For I am a Dancer, I dance each night on the stage
If my leg had been broken I surely would not have a wage
My wife and kids would then go hungry, so would our cat
I would have felt so helpless not knowing where am At.

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sat Sep 25th, 2010 3:03pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Northern Poet, I think your way of keeping warm in winter sounds a lot better than mine!

World Wide Web (from the library)

I like to surf the World Wide Web
But I have lost my connection
BT have screwed up royally
So I'm getting no reception
I'm incommunicado
And that really is too bad
I've lost my window on the world
I'll run amok and go quite mad

Xenophobia

Xenophobia begins with X
But it's all Greek to me!


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Wakadowakado


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Posted Sat Sep 25th, 2010 4:13pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Poem 'X'

X Could mean you got it wrong
Take the pain all day long
X Could mean you get a kiss
Take it she's a delightful Miss
X Could mean you put your name
Take it with or without the same

Wakamark

Do not worry about things you have not got

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Northern Poet


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Posted Sat Sep 25th, 2010 11:02pm Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Y do you no longer love me
Y do you no longer Care
Y can you no pretend dear
Y don't you want me near

y is at the end next to zed
Y is it there?
You will have to guess
y because I do Not know !

Yaar Yaar ye yum ya yemi
y write the line above
because am a Y dont you try it kind of girl

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Ambrosia


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Posted Mon Sep 27th, 2010 12:39am Post subject: A Poem A Day (A To Z)

Yonder

Yonder is so far away
It's neither here nor there
It's somewhere else, of that I'm sure
But I can't remember where
I think it was in days of yore
When folks said thee and thou
So all I know of yonder is
That it's not here...or not right now


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