STEPHEN FRY

Wierd people posting odd things on forums X-D
Baines i agree with.
My brother.
And the fact that onions make you cry. What's the point?????

Baines is a person. Correction: Baines is the most annoying person in the world.
And shrizmo never makes much sense X-D X-D

I hate grammatical errors, especially in songs and especially double negatives.
For example; Sting: Walking on the Moon "My feet don't hardly make no sound." ARGHH!

Preach it! I can't sing along to David Lee Roth's Just a Gigalo. "I ain't got nobody." STFU, you don't have anybody.

Nothing annoys me more than the copier at work. Damn jamming piece of moist horse feces. Oh, how I'd love to recreate the scene in Office Space by going gangsta medieval on that sucka.

I also hate traffic lights. WHY DO THEY CHANGE TO GREEN WHEN NOBODY'S COMING THAT WAY? And you have to wait extra when there's a turning lane green arrow EVEN THOUGH NOBODY IS IN THE TURNING LANE. And why aren't they synchronized by block? Red light, stop. Green light, go twenty yards, stop at a red light. Green light, go twenty yards, stop at ANOTHER RED LIGHT.

DAMN YOU, RED LIGHTS

little kids - shut the hell up you moaning brats

You were a kid once. Shut up moaning.

freaks - LEAVE us kinda normal but not people alone!!

You think this is normal?

leaving the lid off toothpaste! and the toilet

Your btoilet has a lid? Buy toothpaste in a pump gun then we won't have hear this.

falling off the toilet on boats

Toilet obsess much?

people who think they know EVERYTHING!!! and more!


People who don't know what a paradox is...

Anyway, mine:

1. People who refuse to accept that global warming and climate change is either happening nor an issue.
2. Creationists.
3. Feminists - they were told they could have it all and now at the age of 36 NOW THEY WANT A FUCKING BABY.
4. Michael Winner.
5. Those that complain about the wages paid to footballers.
6. Those who drive too fast and then complain about speed cameras.
7. Motorists who hate cyclists.
8. Cyclists who cause motorists to hate them by not wearing helmets, hi-viz kit, not using lights and consistently disobeying traffic laws.
9. People who despise single mothers, asylum seekers, refugess, immigrants.
10. The Daily Mail.
11. Hollyoaks.
12. All soap operas.
13. Calorie counters.
14. TV evangelists.
15. Users of motorised shopmobility electric tricycles.
16. The obese.
17. Smokers who moan about their rights when their filthy, vile, disgusting habit is rightly being banned.
18. Women who bitch.
19. Women who drink pints.
20. Small men in large cars.
21. People who constantly ask me to fix their computers instead of learning to use them properly.
22. Street traders.
23. Street marketeers.
24. Buskers.
25. People who use incorrect grammar despite correction.
26. Txt msg grmmr.
27. Ben Elton.
28. Local government bureaucracy.
29. The banks.
30. Reality TV.

I could go on.

Meeky -- your list is thirty items. That's too many by two thirds for such a young chap. I look at it like this. There's a circle in hell for each of the various types who piss me off in life. See? Now you can relax.

Apostrophes in the wrong places. Seriously. Every so often, one of my colleages will relabel all the shelves in our warehouse with added apostrophes, just to send me into a frenzy.

My husband, when he's in one of his "drop everything and pay attention to meeeeeee" moods. Except that's not an annoying little thing - that's 1.87 m and 85 kg of annoying.