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emilybb


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Posted Tue Jul 26th, 2011 6:50am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but the only shape you can shift into is that of a potato slice about to be transformed into a chip in a vat of boiling oil.

I wish I knew what I want to do when I leave school.


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Nitro


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Posted Thu Jul 28th, 2011 3:11am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but what you want to do is basket weave in a prison full of very, very fat and sweaty men who must sit very close to you while you work.

I wish I had 50 gallons of cranberry ginger ale.

Really? Wow.

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emilybb


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Posted Thu Jul 28th, 2011 9:19am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but you can't touch a drop of it because it has gone off.

I wish my I had been In the main cast of the Harry Potter movies.


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mvet88


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Posted Thu Jul 28th, 2011 2:06pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but during the first hour of filming a stunt goes terribly wrong and a brick falls on your head leaving you incapable of further acting.

I wish I could write a book which becomes a massive sensation around the world and I can live off its royalties for the rest of my life.

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emilybb


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Posted Fri Jul 29th, 2011 4:54pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but you die the day after it's published and you and your family never see a cent.

I wish the tickets to QI live were below $100 so that I could go and see it.


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Nitro


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Posted Mon Aug 8th, 2011 12:46am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you set the entire world off its axis when Alan Davies spots you in the audience and falls madly in love.

I wish I could understand what seems obvious to everyone else.

Really? Wow.

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emilybb


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Posted Thu Sep 1st, 2011 6:56am Post subject: Crush My Wish

And this would be a problem because?

Granted but what seems obvious to everyone else is that you emit a foul odour that cannot be staunched.

I wish that Pottermore would Send me my entrance email.


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Stefi


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Posted Thu Sep 1st, 2011 10:27am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it says that you don't have enough magic to join.
I wish I could read minds by thinking of a person's face.

We are talking of the idea of beauty, and the beauty of ideas.

@Giggi_1

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gadgetgirl


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Posted Thu Sep 8th, 2011 9:07pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you can only think of one persons face and that's Piers Morgon.

I wish I could visit the moon and the stars.

That would be me.

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tannni


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Posted Thu Sep 8th, 2011 9:54pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

there is no air you suffocate
without air is death

I want to learn to communicate fluently in English

Tomorrow is closer than yesterday

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zap


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Posted Tue Sep 13th, 2011 12:02am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. But you might have trouble communicating with the English

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho

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Inksplattered


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Posted Mon Sep 19th, 2011 11:15pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Uh, wish?

I wish that I could sleep for two days. Or maybe three.

"Cashew nuts. Macedamia nuts. Peanuts. If peas have nuts, why don't carrots?" My History teacher.

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Stefi


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Posted Tue Sep 20th, 2011 5:14pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but you wake up so tired as if you hadn't slept at all for two or maybe three days. Also, you've overslept Sir Fry giving out autographs very near your home.

I wish I'd find a hobby that I like and doesn't involve screens.

We are talking of the idea of beauty, and the beauty of ideas.

@Giggi_1

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Inksplattered


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Posted Thu Sep 22nd, 2011 7:59pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. It's jumping off high buildings.

I wish I could speak and understand every language flawlesly.

"Cashew nuts. Macedamia nuts. Peanuts. If peas have nuts, why don't carrots?" My History teacher.

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grizzlyb


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Posted Wed Oct 5th, 2011 8:27pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but the chatter all around turns you into a misanthrope and you'll live like a hermit.

I wish I could locate your hermitage and together we'll make lots of money with a multilingual phrase book: 'advanced cursing and insulting'


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