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speckledband


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Posted Fri Jun 18th, 2010 5:09pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, you will be paid with haddocks.

I wish I knew all internet slang, jokes &c, so I don't make myself look a total arse on Twitter.

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zomgmouse


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 3:29am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it all changes the moment you learn it.

I wish thongs didn't exist.

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To do is to be - Sartre
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speckledband


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 2:08pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you have to wear them yourself before they can no longer exist.

I wish I had more money.

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AC


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 4:03pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it's only enough more to buy a stick of gum.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 6:11pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you'll be able to build an igloo in your garden.

I wish my headache would go away.


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speckledband


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 9:01pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, your head will also go away.

I wish I never had to go to a dentist again.

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AC


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 9:27pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, your teeth will rot as a result.

I wish I had a dog.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde

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speckledband


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Posted Sat Jun 19th, 2010 9:46pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but he's actually a wolf, and he's very very very hungry.

I wish that England could win the world cup.

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zopalok


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Posted Sun Jun 20th, 2010 4:57pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted,England win the subbuteo world cup.
I wish my bum wasnt so itchy.


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speckledband


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Posted Sun Jun 20th, 2010 8:36pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you'll never be able to sit down again though.

I wish I could fall asleep easier when I go to bed.

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SamD


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Posted Mon Jun 21st, 2010 5:05am Post subject: Crush My Wish

oops

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SamD


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Posted Mon Jun 21st, 2010 6:02am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but after you go to sleep once you'll never wake up again.

I wish I could go back in time.

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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars"

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speckledband


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Posted Mon Jun 21st, 2010 1:29pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but only by ten minutes.

I wish I had my own Jeeves.

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AC


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Posted Mon Jun 21st, 2010 3:05pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it's just a robot called Jeeves that doesn't look or sound anything like Stephen Fry and can't do anything for you.

I wish Peter Kingdom was a real person.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde

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SamD


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Posted Mon Jun 21st, 2010 6:30pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but he'd be litigating against you

I wish House could be real, not a TV show

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