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Lima


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Posted Tue Aug 3rd, 2010 5:17am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, from now on it will be an eternal winter in which all life will perish.
I wish everyone was happy.


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zomgmouse


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Posted Wed Aug 4th, 2010 12:38pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but they become sad again because there's no sadness.
I wish for more time.

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AnCBeck


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Posted Sun Aug 8th, 2010 3:36pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, you get 1 more minute.

I wish I could draw better.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde
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zomgmouse


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Posted Mon Aug 9th, 2010 11:26am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but nobody knows what a "better" is.
I wish for some ice-cream.

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AnCBeck


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Posted Mon Aug 9th, 2010 4:45pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, you get 1 spoonful of your least favorite flavor.

I wish to go to a Broadway show.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde
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Lima


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Posted Wed Aug 11th, 2010 4:07am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but you are blind and deaf.
I wish for a new computer.


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speckledband


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Posted Wed Aug 18th, 2010 9:12pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but it's broken.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

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zomgmouse


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Posted Fri Aug 20th, 2010 1:27pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it's in your arse, which (I hope) is always covered.

I wish for something purple.

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AnCBeck


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Posted Fri Aug 20th, 2010 2:09pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, you now have a big purple dot on the end of your nose.

I wish for a hug.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde
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zomgmouse


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Posted Sat Aug 21st, 2010 5:16am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, it's from an anteater.

I wish for warmth.

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sun Aug 22nd, 2010 7:02pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. You're on fire.

I wish I had tomorrow off work.


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zomgmouse


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Posted Wed Aug 25th, 2010 12:46pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. You're fired.
I wish more things could be solved with fire.

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sat Aug 28th, 2010 7:55am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. The Earth has been pulled into the sun.

I wish I could win some money.


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Elbow21


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Posted Sun Aug 29th, 2010 6:31pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted.However you then spend it all and more trying to win some more money.
I wish I had a fish.

My name is Sophie!

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zomgmouse


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Posted Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 10:49am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it's inside you. And it's alive.

I wish you had a fish.

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