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Northern Poet


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Posted Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 5:59pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted but I am posting it to you
I wish I had bigger boobs

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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zomgmouse


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Posted Sat Sep 4th, 2010 3:57am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. They drag you into moving traffic from their weight. You die. Everyone remembers you as the idiot who got ridiculously enormous breasts.

I wish for slightly more sleep.

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To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do be do be do - Sinatra
(-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)

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Northern Poet


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Posted Sat Sep 4th, 2010 4:55pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted. You sleep an hour longer and miss your Bus
I Wish I was a Poet

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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zomgmouse


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Posted Mon Sep 6th, 2010 4:17pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you're a terrible one.

I wish for more laughter.

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To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do be do be do - Sinatra
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maniccat


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Posted Tue Oct 5th, 2010 2:33am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted , it's the best medicine

I wish for no darkness.

Not weird .....just gifted :)

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TripsOverHisCats


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Posted Tue Oct 5th, 2010 8:13pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but the constant light will blind you.

I wish this year was over.

If, with the literate, I am
Impelled to try an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.
* Dorothy Parker

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NaughtyNepthys


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Posted Tue Oct 5th, 2010 10:22pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you have to relive it for all time but still age.

I wish I had a dinosaur.

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maniccat


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Posted Sat Oct 9th, 2010 12:06am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted....but you maybe dinner!

I wish I was a vampire.

Not weird .....just gifted :)

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sat Oct 9th, 2010 9:06am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you're a bat.

I wish weekends were longer than two days.


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maniccat


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Posted Sat Oct 9th, 2010 3:45pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted...would five do!

I wish the gloom would go

Not weird .....just gifted :)

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Sobrani


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Posted Sun Oct 10th, 2010 10:27pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted... but it'll be back again quickly!

I wish I had a kitten


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TripsOverHisCats


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Posted Mon Oct 11th, 2010 5:59am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it will ruin all your carpets and furniture.

I wish I had a car.

If, with the literate, I am
Impelled to try an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.
* Dorothy Parker

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Ambrosia


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Posted Mon Oct 11th, 2010 6:43am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but it does 3 miles per gallon.

I wish there were no Monday mornings.


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Sobrani


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Posted Mon Oct 11th, 2010 11:43am Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but you'd still have to work a five-day week and you'd only have a one-day weekend.

I wish I had a cleaner.


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Ambrosia


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Posted Mon Oct 11th, 2010 11:38pm Post subject: Crush My Wish

Granted, but s/he will tidy up so much that you'll never find anything ever again.

I wish it could be Christmas every day.


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