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gadgetgirl


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Posted Tue Jan 3rd, 2012 5:25pm Post subject: Dear...

Dear Guy Ritchie,

Oh my! I didn't expect that...

That would be me.

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Stefi


Member

Posted Tue Jan 3rd, 2012 7:58pm Post subject: Dear...

Dear brain,
Why can't you be happy with just going to the cinema and seeing a good... well, brilliant film? Why do you have to give me the desire to watch it again and againandagainandagain? Not only films, also books! I know you remember the whole from seeing it once or twice! Those are precious hours of my life you know... I could at least watch another good filmor read another good book! But I can't shake it off and must go to see it in bad quality on the internet until he DVD comes out...
Yours,
Newly Holmes addicted person. Oh, and your owner.

We are talking of the idea of beauty, and the beauty of ideas.

@Giggi_1

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marzgirl


Member

Posted Wed Jan 4th, 2012 12:43am Post subject: Dear...

Dear Impulsive Self,

Why oh why do you continue to let yourself get sucked in by kiosk sales people at the mall!!!! Sure you have an acne problem, so go to a dermotalogist FOR FREE as provided by insurance!!!! You know the husband is going to have a stroke!!! You big fat sucker!!!!

Regards,
Rational Self

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
~Martin Luther King Jr.~

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michael


Member

Posted Fri Jan 6th, 2012 7:42pm Post subject: Dear...

Dear Dude who has a studio in the same building as me:

No, we don't want to all have a group nude photo to promote the show that your artwork is in.

Yes, you can thank me for saying "no" in a humorous way yesterday, which inspired you to yoink all the other notes sent to all the other studio residents... which were all women... who probably would not have not been so humorous about it.

You're welcome.

"HELLO I'M TACTILE !" is an anagram of my name

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michael


Member

Posted Fri Jan 6th, 2012 7:45pm Post subject: Dear...

Dear Lady:

You want to bring WHO to campus for a one day event for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS? I think that's how much your dept's secretary makes in a year.
Why not have the secretary give a lecture? Would probably be more interesting.

Snarkily,

Me.

"HELLO I'M TACTILE !" is an anagram of my name

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marzgirl


Member

Posted Sat Jan 7th, 2012 7:42am Post subject: Dear...

Dear Michael,

Would only be worth it if the WHO could be Doctor Who(David Tennant) perhaps.
My dad's Uni had Ted Turner for graduation when he was still married to traitor Jane. Ugh! She was there and all the gushing made me ill!

I dunno,
Marz

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
~Martin Luther King Jr.~

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marzgirl


Member

Posted Sat Jan 7th, 2012 7:45am Post subject: Dear...

Dear late sleeper,

No kids or husband around tomorrow so please get your lazy ass out of bed to go see the new movie you want to see.

Much appreciated,
Me

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
~Martin Luther King Jr.~

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IdeaCollector


Member

Posted Sun Jan 8th, 2012 3:11am Post subject: Dear...

Dear DVD Boxset of Monty Pythons Flying Circus,

I feel horrendously ill and leave for Texas in the morning. Why can't you be where I left you? Honestly...hell of a time to sprout legs my dear.

Me.

I used to be EternalStudent on these forums until the switch over. So don't get excited..I'm not someone new and exciting. I'm just me :P

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gadgetgirl


Member

Posted Tue Jan 10th, 2012 10:08am Post subject: Dear...

Dear People,

Sometimes you need to get over yourselves. Seriously.

Snarky flipper.

That would be me.

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TobiasMonk


Moderator

Posted Tue Jan 10th, 2012 1:50pm Post subject: Dear...

Dear Snarky Flipper,

I chortled at that.

TM

I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman

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michael


Member

Posted Sat Jan 14th, 2012 2:00am Post subject: Dear...

Dear Today,

You suck. Just for that, tomorrow's gonna kick your ass.

"HELLO I'M TACTILE !" is an anagram of my name

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Nitro


Member

Posted Tue Jan 17th, 2012 4:41am Post subject: Dear...

Dear gadgetgirl,

I FINALLY figured out your reference :mrgreen:. Sorry, I'm no Sherlock.

Dear Mr.Fry's Moustache,

You look good sitting there. Keep it up.

Sincerely,
Not_Sherlock

Really? Wow.

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Stefi


Member

Posted Thu May 10th, 2012 6:19pm Post subject: Dear...

Dear "cool" people in my class,

Yes, I went shopping lately. Yes, that stuff I wear is new. And yes, it's expensive stuff. But then again, i hate shopping, and I went with my mum, and she prefers those "brand" shops! In addition, I'm the ignorantest ignorant there is in fashion and my mum isn't much help either, so I need counseling.

Yes, I'm lucky that my mum pays for my clothes. But I also get less pocket money than any of you!! And I hate going shopping(Did I already mention that?). Really, I hate it.
You know why I get a lot of expensive stuff on one weekend? Because I only go shopping once or twice a YEAR, and the clothes i buy have to
1) Don't get torn till the next time
2) be liked by me till the next time

And NO I don't bloody know what brand that is!! I don't f*cking CARE! Sometimes I don't even know what shop it is from!

Oh, so you buy cheap stuff that you don't like anymore after a month and buy new stuff then? PLEASE tell me how much less money you spend on it, and how much better that is for the environment!! Just because my (HUGE) bill focuses on one weekend, it's not more huge than yours for half a year.

I know you probably mean well when you tell me how expensive you guess that was, what brand it is and how lucky I am. But PLEASE, just "Nice jean" is flattering enough. Don't humiliate me by telling me about cool brands I wear. I couldn't care less for them.

Yours,
an uncool kid

We are talking of the idea of beauty, and the beauty of ideas.

@Giggi_1

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Nitro


Member

Posted Fri May 11th, 2012 12:39am Post subject: Dear...

Dear Hipster,

No, you're not whimsical, orignal, or particularly creative. Your co opting of ancient fashions past doesn't make me think you're ironic, but rather mean spirited in a way you don't even see for yourself.

No, carrying around a victrola attached to your iPod while wearing a cordouroy jacket and head band don't strike me as you being unique. In fact, you look like a xerox copy of about every wannabe in every other big city in the country.

No, I haven't heard of that band whose cd you just found in a thrift store bin and no, I don't think your having done so makes YOU an artist. BTW, the music is rubbish and so is your obligatory nasal whining and eye rolling.

No, I don't think you're a 'pioneer' because you grow tomatoes in the trunk of your car, are on a gluten free ear wax removal and intestinal foraging competition and also choose to live in the most expensive part of town while your parents pay your way through Life.

No, I don't feel sorry for you that you accumulated five figures of college debt getting a degree in ancient greek literature.

No, I don't think having just learned how to make a decent cupcake qualifies you for the title of 'artisanal'.

No, I don't really want to hear about the last after party, party that you went to where everyone turned old vinyl using a hang nail and declared themselves dj's of eternal auditory redemption.

And finally, Yes, I am glad you are moving out to the country because I have a feeling you will find a wake up call there regarding your inflated sense of self the minute you start yabbering at a tenth generation farmer about how to farm properly. Better get the rents ready for your obligatory return back home or figure out really fast how to alter that condescending prat posture before the natives hold back on the fish fertilizer and use you instead.

Dear anti hipster,

I don't care much for you either and think you're both different sides of the same coin.

Bye.

Really? Wow.

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joan


Member

Posted Fri May 11th, 2012 2:16am Post subject: Dear...

Dear world

I don't understand you any more. I want to go back in time to when you didn't get tales of the rich and shameless thrown at you all the time, and food was real not made in nasty factories, and clothing labels were on the INside of clothes and no-one cared about them, and people who wanted jobs got jobs, and the gap between rich and poor was much narrower, and you could be a socialist without being seen as the anti-christ.

But I want to keep my computer, kindle and internet of course.......


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