I’m in a strange mood today … probably cos my head’s full of snot! Anyhoo … so far today have successfully denuded my rather sad looking tomato plants – the few tomatoes that have bothered to grow looked almost embarrassed to now be on view … can’t blame ‘em really … I mean, one minute you're just your average, happy-go-lucky tomato playing hide and seek amongst plush greenery and then some ‘creature’ comes and hacks it all away!?! Still, in spite of their awkwardness at being discovered, I think they did a pretty good attempt at nonchalance, as they still looked rather green in spite of their blushes.
Himself has gone out as he’s due to help open some ladies’ group at the church so I figured I’d leap upon the keyboard … and help myself to the toilet roll now that he’s left it unattended … I suppose really I should get off the keyboard now as its bound to be detrimental to it … hold on a mo … aj;adsfj ;af;jasjklsaf ;ljkasopiurwe cupopew;a … sorry, that was a tad inelegant but at least now I’m sitting on the office chair like what I oughta!
The desk in front of me is sooooooo messy!!! This has been one of our ‘conversations’ this morning … the general topsy turvy state of the house. We are both to blame! Since being together it has become unavoidably apparent that we are both messy little Herberts … not only that, but we are messy in different ways (neither of which are helpful ... is there such a thing as being messily helpful!?!) – the two combined are proving to be extremely detrimental to the inside of the house. I have voted (on several occasions) for simply moving the settee and TV outside, as that area seems to remain pretty much unobliterated by our daily antics. Still, onward and upward and all that … gotta keep a stiff upper lip … and when all else fails I find it most helpful to simply take up a kind of half lotus position, plaster a beatific smile upon my face and and start chanting “La la la laaaaaaa … happy place, happy place, happy place”
Aah, the sweet, sweet burblings of my tumbly … these little orchestral manoeuvres are such a delight to the ears … I can feel a foray into the fridge becoming more and more imminent. I’m thinking cheese … there will definitely be cheese involved … on the other hand there’s a nice pasta mix in there which might also have my name on it! T’would be quite disturbing if I opened the fridge door and found some name on it like ‘Fred’ or ‘Robert’ … or perhaps ‘Pamela’ … don’t even know a Pamela … come to think of it I don’t know any Freds or Roberts either … hmmmmmmm … methinks hunger is causing surreal brain blips!?!
Right … definitely time for action …
OK … that’s enough spinning on the office chair … I had a woozy head to start off with … so now with increased disorientation plus the speed I was going its now very hard to tell where my nose goop went!?!?!?! No matter … that’ll be something else for me to ponder this afternoon … tum te tum … time I was going … yep, any minute now … hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm … ready … steady … ‘Did I ever tell you about the time that I was nearly eaten by our vacuum?’ … OK, OK … I’m digressing plus hallucinating … so TALLY HO!!!!!!!
What are you all up to? Aside from frying your brain cells reading this pile of wiffle, that is!?!