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InitiallyMR


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Posted Thu Mar 12th, 2009 3:37pm Post subject: Euphemisms
I found this euphemism generator, which made me smile... So being a kind hearted sort of chap I thought I might share. It's not really a gadget, but is none-the-less a technology generated amusement.

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

e.g.

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of ...
two men widening the pope's soap.

meaningless but fun.

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Benjamin


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Posted Thu Mar 12th, 2009 4:11pm Post subject: Euphemisms
"Can Marge come to this week's session of finishing the royal bergonias and break the great wee soap whilst Jesse and I dance with the wife's Christmas tree?"

"No, she's visiting the wombat."

"So she can't even spike the proverbial porcelein wookie?"

"If anything, she'd rather release the basket; but she'd rather wait until she unleashes the sweaty ol' Nentucket champion before spending the ivory friend."

I'm a histrionic, holistic, herculean halibut.

CLICK TO SEE MY BRAINS.

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Britannicus


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Posted Wed Jun 24th, 2009 10:11am Post subject: Euphemisms
"From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of whipping the juice."

"She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were smothering the dragon."

"Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began lubing the moist darkness."



...If this were a test for how clean a person's mind is...I FAIL.

"Your room...it's CLEAN!!!"
"I prayed to God...and...it happened...but...where's my million dollars and horse!? Damn it!"

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Nitro


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Posted Fri Jun 26th, 2009 6:27am Post subject: Euphemisms
Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
whipping the perpetual brontosaurus.

'whipping', 'visiting', and 'smothering' seem to be well used turns of the word with this thing X-D

I wonder if the programmer is a bit of an S&M 'enthusiast'? X-D

Really? Wow.

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PamJH


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Posted Fri Jun 26th, 2009 1:59pm Post subject: Euphemisms


I wonder if the programmer is a bit of an S&M 'enthusiast'? X-D

I don't think you're too far off on that.

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