Follow Stephen on Twitter and drink if he….
…is waiting for a car/cab.
….is in an airport.
….is stuck in a lift.
…is going for/has just come back from a walk
… is on his way to a work engagement/business meeting/gallery opening/theatre performance
…name drops (two drinks if he describes them as “delightful”. “Lovely”, “wonderful”, “a poppet” or “ a dear”.)
…posts a pic (two drinks if he’s in the pic).
…recommends a website (two drinks if the site crashes within five minutes of him posting the link).
…. replies to a fan (two drinks if it’s you, three drinks if you reply back and he answers again, thus scoring a mini-chat with the man).
…apologies for not tweeting for awhile
… has been “out of range.”
…changes his location on his Twitter profile.
….is tweeting during a television show taping (two drinks if you then subsequently see the tweeting when the show is broadcast or on YouTube).
….replies to a tweet that is about him but not directed to him (two drinks if this freaks out the original tweeter).
….replies to a tweet about how he never notices that person’s tweets (two drinks if this freaks out the original tweeter).
….swears (two drinks if it contains the words “arse” or “poo”.)
….sends kisses (xx).
….has been misunderstood by enough people that he has to backpeddle and explain what he meant (two drinks if it involves potential sexual congress with sea life).
….deals gracefully with a heckler in less than 140 characters.
....tells someone to google when asked "what does ___ mean?"
….wishes someone happy birthday.
….raves about some new fangled technology thingy (two drinks if he totally disses it).