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Nitro Member	Posted Tue Feb 9th, 2010 6:19pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write OK, WHOA!! You two are getting WAY too good for this thread! LOL All the 'thou's and stuff...you know...it's kind of, um, outside the bounds of proper verbiosity for this arena. However, because it is so well done you both get laurel crowns. Please do not spend them too quickly as our Great Big Bad Poetry Society has a budget grant from the Government that falls somewhere behind the priority of cleaning dog poop off the city streets. Really? Wow.
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zomgmouse Member	Posted Wed Feb 10th, 2010 12:55am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write You must be different In NC For great balls fall now One two three But you must be a Great big liar For the great balls are Balls of fire! Twitter Sporadically-updated blog To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do be do be do - Sinatra (-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)
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crystalize Member	Posted Wed Feb 10th, 2010 12:19pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write Those balls were quenched some time ago where you are you do not know i'm off to have a cup of tea with the president of the bad poetry society he's offered me one thousand crowns which i will spend but in a flash now shut up and drown for i must dash
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zomgmouse Member	Posted Thu Feb 11th, 2010 2:21am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write But can one stop The mighty fire With only custard Albeit a mire? You are mistaken, crystalize, You do not see, What's in your eyes. The president of BPS Has me in mind more or less. Twitter Sporadically-updated blog To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do be do be do - Sinatra (-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)
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crystalize Member	Posted Thu Feb 11th, 2010 10:38am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write The mighty Schoop can quench a fire for snow from England he did hire. Not only that you devious Rat but he set lots of mouse traps. Stay in da house Zong yo mouse or perhaps thou be next.
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crystalize Member	Posted Thu Feb 11th, 2010 4:43pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write My antidepressants aren't very funny my antidepressants aren't worth the money my antidepressants should learn some jokes then perhaps some giggles they would coax.
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Maxx England Member	Posted Fri Feb 12th, 2010 7:57pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write Anchises took out franchises (selling under corporate badges and renting the name) Franchises aren't French eyeses (just a way of gaining extravagant gain) Not to say anything against the French (accept no substitute, sat on the bench) The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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Maxx England Member	Posted Sat Mar 13th, 2010 9:00pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write I plot, I scheme about international stardom's dream If crap works for the Simon Cowells I can get rich by emptying my bowels The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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Nitro Member	Posted Wed Mar 17th, 2010 6:50pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write "I can get rich by emptying my bowels" ROFL!! Once upon a time in Dover there was a tiny lil' clover it grew wings and flew to Americar and opened an Irish bar. On March seventeenth the bar makes money so much so that it isn't funny to the actual Irish who pop on in and see all this green beer sin. So the clover from Dover kicked them out of the bar. Really? Wow.
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tito Member *	Posted Wed Mar 17th, 2010 7:19pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write The Jolly Leprechaun by Leslie O'Jaffacake The teeming rain pounds my soul, My brain is scrottled, It is infiltrated by a vole, My toenails are also mottled. Move over clover! From Dover. I want some green beer! It makes my eyes peer. And so it fulfils my lucid vole.
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Nitro Member	Posted Fri Mar 19th, 2010 7:35pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write According to the Vole Thesaurus there is a gobbly mole among us who wasn't where his paws supposes so this and that and this is thuses. Now if the mighty mole was Beezebuzzus he or she would have to sorely cuss us frizzle frazzle meezle muss uz I became a Vole Thesaurzuz! Really? Wow.
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tito Member *	Posted Sat Mar 20th, 2010 1:56pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write I'm incredulous at this. I first read it yesterday and let it sink in for 24 hours. Now it has festered properly I want to say............. Nitro this is AWFUL! Congratulations. You is da man. Have this crown and wear it with pride. APPLAUSE! http://hollydoodledesigns.com/shop/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vc-cown-3.jpg
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quantumofire Member	Posted Sun Mar 21st, 2010 3:53pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write Hot cross buns Aren't much fun When they beat you up On your way home; And with chocolate eggs They break your legs, After downing Far too many kegs. But at least the Easter bunnies Found it funny. Ha ha ha Ha ha. Pâté will be their fate. http://quantumofire.blogspot.com/ Breaking contradictions in his mind was, to him, like walking through a winter forest snapping twigs underfoot.
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Nitro Member	Posted Tue Mar 23rd, 2010 3:03pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write Those hot cross buns can be very risky to play around with Q. If they don't like that poem, you may find them on your doorstep carrying sapphire covered pikes. I suggest hot cocoa for relief. Sounds odd, but it isn't because I said so. And to quote Chaucer, since I have no original thoughts of my own: "READ Me?!! Why in the Hell would ANYONE read me? I can't even read me and I've got a liscence for it!!!!!!". I mean, the proof's in the pudding.............isn't it? Maybe not or I'll be shot with one hot round in a dead end town. Really? Wow.
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zomgmouse Member	Posted Tue Mar 23rd, 2010 8:29pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write Sorry I've not been posting, But study my head's been hosting, And lambs I have been roasting, Like a scorpion who has no sting. Twitter Sporadically-updated blog To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do be do be do - Sinatra (-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)
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