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quantumofire


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Posted Tue Mar 23rd, 2010 10:40pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Too true, Nitro.

I will bake a cake one day and call it Sanctuary.
And rub mustard into old wounds to salve my anticipation.

http://quantumofire.blogspot.com/

Breaking contradictions in his mind was, to him, like walking through a winter forest snapping twigs underfoot.
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Maxx England


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Posted Wed Mar 24th, 2010 12:31pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

I read your depressive rhymes
and accuse you of tedious chrymes

My brief is brief, to be short
my panting becomes pants
and I end up in court.

But withal and without
I cast you aside, you retreat in a rout.

For mine is the power and glory
of joyful frolics
and the right to sit here and type .........

(fill in blanks to suit)

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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Nitro


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Posted Wed Mar 24th, 2010 7:16pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Always a pleasure when our illustrious poet laureate ( that's you Maxx ) shows up and holds court-e-ut. Your rhymes are never chrymes. ( please send payment to my barrister, whoever he may be I'm sure I'll get the money due to their notorious generosity as a species of professional professionalism ).

I submit my new poem, which I've spent considerable amounts of time on Sir, for your consideration and critique:

Dozey Doze and rosey rose
and little lambsy dive-eez,
Blowing nose upon thine clothes
is relished by me ivy's.

Really? Wow.

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tito


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Posted Thu Mar 25th, 2010 9:00pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Eegadzooks and eebygum!
I can see by your jiggling,
You have a lovely bum,
What is wiggling.

Did you used to play the bass?,
Was you into rock?,
I seem to know your face,
Although I don't recognise your......................frock.


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Nitro


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Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 3:06pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

My frock is made of Boogers
that trickles out mine nose
it is even more disgusting when
they fall upon mine toes.

By eebygum and wiggling bum
I once did play the bass
Till Tito, in the audience
threw a rock in to my face.

Such kind critique did lead me on
to brighter, better days
With sweet incense in the air
I stare through purple haze.

Really? Wow.

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tito


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Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 3:32pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

I found thee in a maze,
As skippingly,
I followed your purple haze,
Which hovered drippingly.

The maze was big and did contain,
Leaves and twigs,
And a loitering urbane,
Man who was eating figs.

I stole his wallet and ran off,
He didn't chase me,
All he did was scoff,
Until he was stung by a bee.


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Nitro


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Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 6:27pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

I won't even try to follow such talent. And because I don't have any talent, I do have one critique to make. But not about your latest poem.

I'm a little disappointed you haven't used the word so unique to your style and that started this artful thread: that word is 'doth'.

Please consider its use again when you are feeling a little better and are not in the middle of taking over another government. I'm too much of a fan not to stalk you about this till you get a restraining order.

Really? Wow.

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Maxx England


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Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 7:07pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

The cloth moth
doth froth
both wroth
sloth (although loth)

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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tito


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Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 8:26pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

(Don't worry about stalking me Nitro, it happens all the time!)

I doth love your sloth!
I know you are close,
So close you doth,
Become morose.

Your sloth doth dangle,
From a branch,
He doth put his fur through the mangle,
In your homely ranch.


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Theahatthe


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Posted Sat Mar 27th, 2010 1:51am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

I say, this thread is jolly good.


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tito


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Posted Sat Mar 27th, 2010 12:27pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Why thanks! It appeals mostly because no effort is required to churn out it's content.


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Theahatthe


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Posted Sat Mar 27th, 2010 1:32pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

You can't use garlic to ward off a Dalek.


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tito


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Posted Sat Mar 27th, 2010 11:58pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

You may be a natural at his. Throw yourself into it!


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Theahatthe


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Posted Sun Mar 28th, 2010 12:03am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Today I wore a dress
I asked my husband if he liked it.
He told me I looked chunky
And then the bastard biked it.


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tito


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Posted Sun Mar 28th, 2010 12:06am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Brilliant


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