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Nitro


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Posted Thu Dec 27th, 2012 2:18am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Me, Me, And Then There Was...Surprise! Me!

Ah, sweet reverance of Self
how doth thine self express in pages,
hundreds and hundres of pages,(rages?),
to sing its own gloriousness-es?

Oh gilded word! Oh potty brain!
How you rain, and rain, and rain and
you get the point.
Nay, a Spanish plain of wordly rain!

Floodgate, break forth and saturate
the white miasma of pixels and bits;
this unceasing and pouring down
of verbose verbiosity causeth ailing.

One could say,"Tribble bit" if inclined.
Or, one could say,"Holy cow! There's so much!"
But, then one would be right
and we shan't have THAT!

Beware the self, Self. Your unease
and texted trotting is uncouth,
hey nonny-nonny, even, perhaps,
simply just too much, I mean really!

Really? Wow.

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Nitro


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Posted Thu Dec 27th, 2012 2:29am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Hmm, is this a case of a disappearing post?
Or, has my poem, such as it is,
become a ghost?

I don't know as I cannot see
What of the poems? Nevermind ME!
What has become of our Bad Poetry?

I know, I will click 'Send Post'
and then, who can answer?
can a poem be an un-ghost?

Really? Wow.

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Nitro


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Posted Thu Dec 27th, 2012 2:33am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

OK, sorry Amby, nevermind that last one
cause I totally couldn't see that the, cough,
poems were displaying; so it is done.

So, let it be written by you. Now,
Whatever it is that you are going to write, ahem,
I know bad poets won't be let down. How?

Really? Wow.

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Ambrosia


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Posted Fri Dec 28th, 2012 6:22pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Loved all your rhymes, Nitro! Can I pinch the title of your first one?

Me, Me, And Then There Was...Surprise! Me!

This sounds like a poem after my own heart
I'm the best thing on Earth so don't get me start...
..ed; The sun spins around me, of that much I'm sure
The world will stop turning when I am manure
So pray to me daily, the goddess of cool
That I live forever and won't be so cruel
As to drop off the twig, kick the bucket, expire
Cos it's all about ME setting doggerel on fire

Thanks for resurrecting this thread, I missed it. Was my ode sufficiently crap? I'm certainly out of practice!


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Rose


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Posted Sun Jan 6th, 2013 8:32am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

great thread ~ keep the giggles coming everyone
Alas, I cannot even write bad poetry, but sure do enjoy yours.


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Ambrosia


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Posted Sun Jan 6th, 2013 6:05pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Why not have a go? It can be as bad as you like and it's kinda fun!


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Rose


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Posted Sun Jan 27th, 2013 1:16am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Wet Rats

Oh rat from the sewer
come out to play,
because......
it's raining today.

Oh rat from the roof
come out of there
food is aplenty.....
elsewhere.

What's that you say?
Intelligent rat
You cannot go out
Because you have no umbrella
And risk looking like....stupid fella (aka wet rat).

So, do I excel at bad poetry or what? Do I? huh? huh?


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WannaBeLinguist


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Posted Sun Jan 27th, 2013 8:00am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Bowling

Slick slippery wood
Lubricated perfectly
Oh, look at those <i>balls</i>.

... I am a horrible person and a bad poet. Then again, I've always known it. (*jokefail*)

That is an excellent question-- I don't know.

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sun Feb 3rd, 2013 11:00pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Great baa-aad poetry, Rose and WannaBeLinguist! Welcome to the wonderful world of whimsical wittering!


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Rose


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Posted Mon Feb 4th, 2013 10:51pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

WannaBeLinguist said:
Bowling

Slick slippery wood
Lubricated perfectly
Oh, look at those <i>balls</i>.

... I am a horrible person and a bad poet. Then again, I've always known it. (*jokefail*)

Laughed so much I cried. Haven't done that since, oh, Stephen's puppy post on twitter this morning.


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Rose


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Posted Mon Feb 4th, 2013 10:56pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

WAGS

Wonder abounds
when we see the hounds
that are known as WAGS.

It astounds me
There are none to see
of the plump and/or intelligent variety.


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Rose


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Posted Mon Feb 18th, 2013 10:33am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

PLUCK
pluck up the strength
but from where
duck down the street
see if I left it there
suck it up sweetie
that's all you can do


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Ambrosia


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Posted Wed Feb 20th, 2013 9:53pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

I like these two poems very much, Rose!


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Rose


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Posted Fri Feb 22nd, 2013 8:35am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Ambrosia said:
I like these two poems very much, Rose!

Yeah, but um, like....where's yours? Who is gonna make me laff today?


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Ambrosia


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Posted Fri Feb 22nd, 2013 6:35pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Not me, Rose!

I've got a bit of writer's block
My rhymes and iambs fail to rock
I'm sitting here, my brain's gone soggy
My mind's so clouded, downright foggy
Oh, Rose, I don't know how to play
But I'll write something come what may
And when I think of something funny
Let's hope it scans and flows like honey
But meanwhile I am sad to say
Sheer crap's my order of the day!


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