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Maxx England


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Posted Wed Oct 21st, 2009 8:54pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

X

I had a girl, we drifted apart, now she's an X
She was glamorous, spellbinding, entranced me with a h X

She used to keep chickens which gave us free range X
I heard she'd gone to Devon, living the other side of the X

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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tito


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Posted Wed Oct 21st, 2009 9:18pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Did she ever get X with you?


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henry


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Posted Wed Oct 21st, 2009 10:33pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

xxx Henry


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tito


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Posted Wed Oct 21st, 2009 10:39pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

HXeXlXlXo Henry!


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tito


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Posted Wed Oct 21st, 2009 10:39pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

'Hello' with kisses in looks like some weird mathmatical equation.


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Nitro


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Posted Thu Oct 22nd, 2009 3:35am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

It looks like Hex!

[insert cheesy grin]

Really? Wow.

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tito


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Posted Thu Oct 22nd, 2009 9:59am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

You grin is made of cheese?

Mine's made of butter.


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Nitro


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Posted Thu Oct 22nd, 2009 3:42pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

My grin is made of cheese
your grin is made of butter
that's why you are so special
and I live in the gutter.

Gutters doth like cheese grins
amended to be smelly
But bewareth Cowell's cheese grin
or you'll wind up on the telly.

Really? Wow.

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tito


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Posted Thu Oct 22nd, 2009 3:55pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Nitro said:
My grin is made of cheese
your grin is made of butter
that's why you are so special
and I live in the gutter.

Gutters doth like cheese grins
amended to be smelly
But bewareth Cowell's cheese grin
or you'll wind up on the telly.

Superb!


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W.Goodspeed


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Posted Thu Oct 22nd, 2009 6:47pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

I wasn't sure what to write about, so I wrote about a brick.

***

It pains me to pick
On this heavy, heavy, brick
You may think I'm thick
And give me lots of stick
I'm not trying to be slick

I just need this very heavy, heavy brick.

***

I'm starting to think that I have absolutely no comprehension of how poems actually work.


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Maxx England


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Posted Thu Oct 22nd, 2009 7:04pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Neither do we. So we're here instead

Goodspeed's brick is a noble thing
He needs IT, it makes him sing

And when he has the regal weight in his hand
Nothing else will make him feel so grand

I wish I had such building material
I'd feel religious, quite etherial

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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henry


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Posted Fri Oct 23rd, 2009 6:20pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

What about this passionate poem on the BBC Autumn Watch message board:

'Ladies of this excellent thread,
remember each night before you go to bed -
breathe deep, close your eyes & swoon,
swoon to the moon, swoon to all in the room,
& remember to keep doing the same, every night
& again in the morning at first light!
swoon in the shower, swoon over your tea
swoon at work, swoon over you & swoon over me
the more the better, we have less then a week
keep swooning, don't even speak!'

In case you dont know: its all about presenter Chris Packham. All the ladies swoon over him and they want to make him say ´swoon´ in tonights show, so they know he reads their comments.
If he does, he must be very scared by now.


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henry


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Posted Fri Oct 23rd, 2009 11:49pm Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Guess what: he DID say swoon!! The whole message board is swooning for weeks now!!!


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tito


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Posted Sat Oct 24th, 2009 12:03am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

That's made me laugh. Thankyou. I'm not very good right now, so anything that makes me smile is appreciated. xxx


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henry


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Posted Sat Oct 24th, 2009 10:06am Post subject: For Nitro! Poetry I should be shot for having the audacity to write

Not feeling good, Tito...? Well look at the Autumn Watch message board then, on topic Swoon for Packham, and swooooooon on! It will make you feel better, really!!


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