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Fryphile


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Posted Mon May 16th, 2011 2:07pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

I fear we'll have to save Tux!Stephen theme for another time.
Like the past. It's Vroom, Vroom Jooster Week.

You boys looking for a good time?

Jeeves, is my favorite aunt a cheap little slut?

Depends on how much she charges, sir.

I shall endeavor to ascertain.

That car can hold a dozen midget clowns.

And barely one Jeeves.

I shall give her a cow creamer, sir.

Bitches love cow creamers.

Time to inhale his legs again.

Can. Barely. Breathe.

Did you have to call my aunt a bitch, Jeeves?

I blame internet memes, sir.

Internet memes, Jeeves?

Y U NO HEAR OF INTERNET MEMES, SIR?

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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gemini


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Posted Mon May 16th, 2011 4:11pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

inckognito said:
*paws up* cos you were born this way, baby
^^faint^^

Like the shirt. I bet it's made out of 5 or so old ones he and Hugh didn't wear anymore.

Oh and Fryphile, your captions are brilliant again! How do you think them up, dear?!

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Fryphile


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Posted Mon May 16th, 2011 7:09pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

gemini said:
Like the shirt. I bet it's made out of 5 or so old ones he and Hugh didn't wear anymore.

Oh and Fryphile, your captions are brilliant again! How do you think them up, dear?!

that shirt is way out of control.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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inckognito


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Posted Mon May 16th, 2011 8:28pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Fryphile said:

Bitches love cow creamers.

Superb!


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mvet88


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Posted Mon May 16th, 2011 9:46pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Gosh I never realised how squashed Stephen was in that tiny car!

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Fryphile


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Posted Tue May 17th, 2011 2:10pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Driving faster than the speed of focus.

Jeeves, where are we going?

I have procured tickets to a musical lecture, sir, in which insouciance and sangfroid are the required necessities with which one endevours to aggragate a financial advantage over one's opponent.

Jeeves, you don't mean . . .

Yes, sir.

We're going to a Lady Gaga show.

P-P-P-P-P-P-Poker Face.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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gemini


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Posted Tue May 17th, 2011 4:48pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Fryphile said:
We're going to a Lady Gaga show.

You little devil you!!
Thanks for the LOL, I needed this so very much today!!

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inckognito


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Posted Tue May 17th, 2011 6:46pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Hahaha!
Oh, thank you thank you, dear Fryphile *mwah*


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Fryphile


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Posted Wed May 18th, 2011 2:07pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Jeeves, if you leave Wooster and be my man, I'll double your wages!

Triple! Quadruple!

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Mr Prosser,

but my place is by Mr Wooster's side.

And occasionally on my body, eh, Jeeves?

Quite right, sir.

I beg your pardon, sir, but that's not the gear shift.

I didn't say stop, sir.

Stunt doubles?

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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gemini


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Posted Wed May 18th, 2011 6:15pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Fryphile said:
I didn't say stop, sir.

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Clive


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Posted Thu May 19th, 2011 12:11pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Fryphile said:
I shall give her a cow creamer, sir.

Bitches love cow creamers.

OMG. I've read this whole thread and lots of it is very funny, but I cried laughing at this. In fact, I went to work, thought of it as I was giving change in the arcade and started to cry laughing again. Marvellous.

'Vote for E.L. Wisty, or invisible nudists will come along and smash you round the face.'

(E.L. Wisty)

My Attempt at Tumbling

Twitter: @CliveLive49

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Fryphile


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Posted Thu May 19th, 2011 2:25pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Hehe, thanks guys!

So I says to Mabel, I says . . .

*bump bump*

Sir, I believe you were so engrossed in your narrative that you neglected to give right of way to a passerby.

Awfully sorry and all that.

Jeeves, whom had I trod over? The mangled, bloody form is impossible to piece together.

No one of importance, sir.

Brief interlude to say I've always found Stinker Pinker to be adorable.

I regret that my actions have caused such a concussed condition in you, sir.

No matter, Jeeves. Think no more on it.

Of course, partial blame must be attributed to the wrought iron head board, sir.

And sir's inability to remember the safe word.

Well, "Eulalie" is a dashed difficult word to pronounce when the ball gag was so tightly tied.

Indeed, sir.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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mvet88


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Posted Thu May 19th, 2011 2:36pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Fryphile said:

Well, "Eulalie" is a dashed difficult word to pronounce when the ball gag was so tightly tied.

You write the best jeeves/wooster slash fiction Fryphile!

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gemini


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Posted Thu May 19th, 2011 4:53pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

mvet88 said:
You write the best jeeves/wooster slash fiction Fryphile!

He just found P.G. Wodehouse's secret manuscripts!!!

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inckognito


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Posted Thu May 19th, 2011 6:33pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

Fabulous, Jezza!!!!!


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