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nicole_21290


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Posted Tue May 27th, 2008 12:31am Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Day Six! Day Six! *taps foot impatiently* I love Jeeves soooooo much. Thanks.

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Fryphile


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Posted Tue May 27th, 2008 12:59pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Tune in tomorrow for Step 6: Carrying the Master's naked body to the tub.

Sorry, but Step 6 has been confiscated by the Health and (fucking) Safety Administration. They fear that if said Step were published, it would be too titillating for fandom and they would all DIE OF DEATH. Not to mention that the internet would explode.

So let's pretend the whole glisteningly sordid act never happened. Even though we know damn well that it did.

Now for Step 7: Washing the Master's backside.

*alarmsklaxonssecuritywrestlingcloudofsmoke*

Make that Step 8: Rubber Ducky Time.

*tentative pause*

Yeah, rubber ducky time it is.
















Bertie expertly times his look.


*whistles*








I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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nicole_21290


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Posted Tue May 27th, 2008 2:19pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day


Bertie expertly times his look.


*whistles*




I can't blame him! As sad as the removal of Step 6 and Step 7 is I am just mad!mad!mad! at the Health and Safety Folks. I wanted to die from death so badly. Fainting just isn't good enough, frankly.
Thanks

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favoritedarkness


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Posted Tue May 27th, 2008 2:20pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
And apparently can't handle all the sexiness and decides to drown himself in the tub X-D

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Gertrude Susanne


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Posted Tue May 27th, 2008 5:54pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Steamy ... very steamy

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Fryphile


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Posted Wed May 28th, 2008 1:21pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Step 9: Sharing Your Tub


Jeeves probably worked up a sweat moving that towel rack. Hadn't he better cool off?


If he is disinclined, pull out your secret weapon. Shhh, stop it at once.


*Rubber Ducky voice* Hop in, Jeeves! There's plenty of room! Don't be quackers!


Curses! He's being obdurate.


These calls for some cunning strategem: Keep squeezing it until he notices.


Capital! He notices. Now, show him the goods.


That's right. What gentleman's personal gentleman can remain unmoved by such a comely armpit?


Jeeves is jelly.


Jeeves is pudding.


Jeeves is entranced.


But he's not advancing.


If all else fails: cry.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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Help


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Posted Wed May 28th, 2008 3:29pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Indeed Jeeves is jelly and pudding.
Fryphile you clearly made me laugh outloud with the little description things, now people are staring at me!

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Fryphile


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Posted Thu May 29th, 2008 1:30pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Step 10: Ensure that the Master's chest hairs are kept scrupulously clean at all times.


It's a damn shame the Master can attend to that himself.


Side note: I think it's exciting that Bertie leaves EVERY DOOR open in the flat while bathing, knowing that Jeeves will whisk by at any moment.


I have written a poem for you, sir.


*unfolds poem sexily*


*unhidden inspection of the Master's sexiness*


Roses are red.
Violets are purple.


Sir has a pair of
come-hump-me-savagely nipples.


. . .


Do I, Jeeves?


Indubitably, sir.


And your biceps are shaggable.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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whattocallmyself


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Posted Thu May 29th, 2008 4:33pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
"..all I can think of saying is; -chmaaaawwwllhhhhh"

Onwards and Upwards!

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amyl_nitrate


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Posted Thu May 29th, 2008 5:28pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Aww Fryphile I love your captions for the J&W pictures. I love it too how Bertie leaves all the doors wide open when he's bathing. I also love how Jeeves always seems to stand nearby to watch while Bertie's bathing.

Assuming direct control...

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Zefla


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Posted Fri May 30th, 2008 12:56am Post subject: Fry-A-Day
*falls over from laughing too much*

Why do we never get Jeeves in the bath? Why is it always Bertie? Not that I mind, I was just curious.

Sir has a pair of come-hump-me-savagely nipples.....best line I've heard all day.

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Fryphile


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Posted Fri May 30th, 2008 1:56am Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Sir has a pair of come-hump-me-savagely nipples.....best line I've heard all day.

Stephen actually used that line to describe Hugh's nipples.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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IdeaCollector


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Posted Fri May 30th, 2008 2:14am Post subject: Fry-A-Day
omg...I just watched the intimate moment sketch this morning...small world!!

I used to be EternalStudent on these forums until the switch over. So don't get excited..I'm not someone new and exciting. I'm just me :P

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Fryphile


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Posted Fri May 30th, 2008 1:10pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Jeeves, produce pad and pencil. I am feeling lyrical.






I am awaiting your muses, sir.


. . .


Will that be one set of ellipses, sir, or several?


Roses are red.
Duckies are yellow.


I say, Jeeves,
You’re a dashed fine fellow.


Awfully good of you to say, sir.


So are you going to invite me into the tub or what?








Jeeves, the mouth positively salivates!


I thought it might, sir.


*splashingsgropingsrubbings*

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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Gertrude Susanne


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Posted Fri May 30th, 2008 5:29pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

So are you going to invite me into the tub or what?


Jeeves would not get a NO from me X-D
Thanks so much for the hilarious captions, Fryphile I wish we could have J&W for months on end (I know that we can´t, so I´ll have to resort to my DVD collection... fair enough X-D )

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