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Soph


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Posted Sun Jul 26th, 2009 7:54pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
lawlz. xD That last picture, he looks terrified!

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Fryphile


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 3:35pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
Theme: Jeeves Tucking in His Master.

I said "tucking", didn't I? With a T? Good.

But first Bertram must give the molars a good tickling.




Then take a refreshing sip of Jeeves.


Here is the mating call of the Homo Bertimus. As you can see, his mate, Jeevesexasaurus, is nearby.


The mate offers a white towel to show that he is interested.


Homo Bertimus accepts the towel, thus signaling that it is on like Donkey Kong.


Jeevesexasaurus prepares the nest.


The courtship commences.


Homo Bertimus's skin is pink. He is uber horny.


If the flat is rocking, don't bother knocking.


*SLAPSPLASHGRIPGROPEROPESHEAVEHOWHO'SYOURDADDY*

Quick and relatively painless.


Homo Bertimus will now rest in the nest for up to eight weeks.


While Jeevesexasaurus altruistically serves his every whim.


He's off to rest himself.


He's had a hard night.

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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ginj


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 3:50pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
X-D X-D X-D We need a warning on this thread, do not read in a public place. I had to choke back my need to laugh out loud so that it turned into quite a coughing fit. Still, this was very worth the effort. A masterpiece, Fryphile.

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Soph


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 4:00pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
So we return to Jooster slash.

I couldn't stop myself smirking from start to finish, bravo Fryphile!

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gemini


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 5:13pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
The captions are fucking brilliant as always. Oh and btw has anyone ever noticed that Bertie's got a bookshelf hanging over the loo?

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Katrina


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 5:36pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
The captions are fucking brilliant as always. Oh and btw has anyone ever noticed that Bertie's got a bookshelf hanging over the loo?
Good call! That would be pretty convenient, you wouldn't have to trudge shamefully and apologetically through the house with reading material while other members of the household eyed you with disgust.

But yeah, captions: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Open to suggestions as to what my sig should consist of...

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Fryphile


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 6:22pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
I keep my Boffle books on a shelf in my baffroom :-//

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry

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Desdemona


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 6:39pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
I keep my Boffle books on a shelf in my baffroom :-//
Do they have pictures? .. so would i if i had any

Skip Life and come with me?

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PamJH


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 6:55pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
X-D X-D X-D We need a warning on this thread, do not read in a public place. I had to choke back my need to laugh out loud so that it turned into quite a coughing fit. Still, this was very worth the effort. A masterpiece, Fryphile.

Yes, I quite agree. A masterpiece.

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PamJH


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 6:56pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
The captions are fucking brilliant as always. Oh and btw has anyone ever noticed that Bertie's got a bookshelf hanging over the loo?

Just the place for a little improving reading.

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fryfan20


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 8:50pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day

is there anything more that I can say ? maybe this:

I am what I am

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ginj


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 9:22pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
I keep my Boffle books on a shelf in my baffroom :-//
Haha, yeah, but I don't think it is for the same reason that Bertie does. Or is it?

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exoskeleton


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 9:34pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
ew spitting ew.

but besides that, very amusing!

sockdolager.

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whatthefry


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Posted Mon Jul 27th, 2009 11:21pm Post subject: Fry-A-Day
X-D X-D X-D We need a warning on this thread, do not read in a public place. I had to choke back my need to laugh out loud so that it turned into quite a coughing fit. Still, this was very worth the effort. A masterpiece, Fryphile.

Well even at home it can be dangerous: You laugh freely and even squee a bit, so your parents think there's something wrong with your mental health.

Marjorie may've won the war, but she hasn't won the battle. / Dammit John, you're up to something! I've seen that look before. / You're damn right, I'm up to something. / Dammit! / What? / What are you up to? / Something. I'm up to something.

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Midsomerlover


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Posted Tue Jul 28th, 2009 1:11am Post subject: Fry-A-Day
X-D X-D X-D We need a warning on this thread, do not read in a public place. I had to choke back my need to laugh out loud so that it turned into quite a coughing fit. Still, this was very worth the effort. A masterpiece, Fryphile.

Well even at home it can be dangerous: You laugh freely and even squee a bit, so your parents think there's something wrong with your mental health.

You have a valid point there Walls are very thin here, not only my parents but also the neighbours would think something's wrong with me. X-D

Aaaah, I'm going to sleep now. Jeeves tucked me in and he's switching the light off in a second.


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