Deck the set with Christmas flavor.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Looks so good, Phill has to savor.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Stephen's hit the whisky barrel.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

See the sexy man before us.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

He's as wordy as a thesaurus.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Follow him in merry measure.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

As Alan shakes that booty treasure.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Sniff your fingers if you dare.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Stephen's not wearing underwear.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous all together.
Fry la la la la, la la la la.

Wrap Stephenkins up in leather.
Fry la la la la, la la . . . la . . . LA!

I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love. - Stephen Fry