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Nitro


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Posted Mon Aug 8th, 2011 9:55pm Post subject: Funny Game

Choosing something in each category will form an entire sentence you may find very funny. Try it out!

Mine was: I loved my dog ( figures! ) under your bed because that's how I roll.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Really? Wow.

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Ambrosia


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Posted Wed Aug 10th, 2011 8:25pm Post subject: Funny Game

I ran over a stuffed animal sliding down a hill because I'm NOT crazy.


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Nitro


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Posted Sat Aug 13th, 2011 5:20am Post subject: Funny Game

:lol:! Yours was wayyyyyyyy better than mine.

I had lunch with your mom in line at the bank because I'm sexy and do what I want.

That was my friends.

Really? Wow.

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grizzlyb


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Posted Sun Jul 21st, 2013 3:05pm Post subject: Funny Game

I ran over my neighbor riding a motorcycle because I can't control myself.

Oops ...


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