Greetings to all and Mr. Fry. I would like to have wished you a happy birthday earlier, say in July, or even June would have been nice. However, I have since discovered that you only have one birthday per year, so it would only be appropriate today. I may need some assistance in finding out when I can wish you a Merry Christmas.
All kidding aside, I do hope you have a splendid birthday, and my sincerest thanks for the many ways your talents have warmed my soul.