This is a first for me, handing a little newborn writing piece over to you ravenous wolves ( wink ), but I thought perhaps they could be adopted and 'raised' into a nice little story. Think of Zog and Transfer as two kids you care about and you have influence over their destinies and attitudes.
So, let me introduce them to you, but only briefly. I think they will rather speak for themselves as you guide them on and teach them their language.
"Here is the known backgrounds of Zog and Transfer.
Zog found his name in an old science fiction magazine, and then not too many months later both lost the magazine and could no longer recall its title. ( And it would be unwise to ask as reminding Zog of his poor memory issues tends to result in angry outbursts and swearing ). Take a bow Zog. ( Zog bows to you all..)
Now, Transfer was named after his grandmothers bus ticket, when
she suddenly began giving birth to his father whilst on the
way to work. The driver put her off at a bus stop and gave her a
transfer ticket for the route that went by the hospital. The transfer ticket remained in the palm of her hand as she scuttled
Transfer father into the world. Later, she framed the transfer
ticket and hung it over her sons bed. When he grew and met Transfers mother, and they had him, it was decided he would be named Transfer.And so it is. So Transfer, take a bow to these lovely folks
( Transfer bows to you...)
There. It's formal now, this little adoption of a story process is in full effect. I look forward to seeing how anyone of you might raise Zog and Transfer and reading about their adventures. There's one caveat: if Zog or Transfer are being abused, I will have to reinsert myself into the story in some manner to rescue them and...I think the mob calls is 'whacking'...and I'll have to 'whack' you for putting the children in any danger and your writing rights will be forever revoked in their lives. Capiche? <<<<grin>>>>
Have fun and be nice to the babies