Dear Fellow Fry Fans,
I think I've found something that might interest you! It is a website called Librivox DOT org (I don't like posting links, with spam bots and all, but you can Google it) Here they offer free public domain audio books. No catch. No money at all. They are non-profit.
People from all over the world can volunteer to help to record them: they won't turn anyone down, no matter how bad they are. You can read classic novels and novels that you've probably never heard of. The main aim is to preserve an audio copy of these books.
As I said, non-profit. I'm not very good at explaining things, but seriously, check it out. You might just find yourself a new hobby!