Dear Stephen,
your mighty omniscience (bows) .
If I may be so bold, I noticed, seeing you on TV recently, that some of your person is missing. You look a lot lighter and fitter than once you were.
How did you do it?
I’m a "got no will power" kinda guy that has real difficulty losing his tum. I’ve signed up to gyms in the past, but found it overly tedious. An eye wateringly dismal process of driving to a gerbil farm, getting two minutes into it, then for my brain to violently seize up; like an engine welding its bearings to its crank due to lack of oil.
The problem I find with this mistreatment of the human body is that there's nothing mentally stimulating about it. 
I wonder if you'd kindly share your secret?
"Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder..... CREVICE is a dirty word"
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