One object in this category is the toupee, another is the pump action suction penis enlarger (..which is a waste of money, energy and can dislocate one’s shoulder if too frequently utilized, believe me.. and they tend to chaff.. or so I’ve been told..)
A third object of shame is the blog. What was formerly and furtively scrawled on bog walls is now multiplied like head lice across the World Wide Web, as many of us spread our desperation and a thirst for attention that can never be quenched. “Notice me.. read me.. I, too, have something to contribute.. I matter!” we plead.
And instead of absorbing the transcendental wisdom of Tolstoy or Cervantes, we voyeuristic readers invest in 24 inch monitors so that we can better peruse the scribblings of testy RoboColin in Barnsley or blood-thirsty yet whiney GothEmma in Milton Keynes. And don’t get me started on SlaughterHelloKittyFugi in Yokohama!
Well, I, for one, have had enough. I’m taking a stand. After checking this site 14 times a day to look for responses, over the next three or four months, I intend to stop writing or reading blogs. Cold Turkey. I’ve had enough. You’ll find me in the bog with a piece of chalk.