My dear Jewel,
I am simply beside myself, (which takes up a great deal of room in this chair) with pleasure at having been mentioned by you as someone whose fiction you deem worthy of reading and endorsing to others. Good heavens I had no idea! I write as a distraction and purely for my own enjoyment. Which begs the question why was I so audacious as to post it in a public forum? Simply put because I had the balls to do so. (Just an expression as the equipment is non-existent.)
I can hear you muttering beneath your breath, "Gracious! She is quite uncouth and has no sense of political correctness nor morals of any kind." None of this I will dispute. I believe in calling a mouse a mouse and not a mammal with body size image issues. Not to place too fine a point on it, 'PC is BS.'
Please do not waste your time looking for emoticons in my posts. I dislike them. They make poor punctuation to sentences and should be discouraged at every turn.
I must agree that FOX message board is laughingly simple, an impossible place to have any form of even half-witted conversation. Yet they are a necessary evil. We use the site to spread the word of our cause. And what is our cause?
Some friends and I are attempting to raise funds for Save The Children our pet charity and to do so we are trying to organize a House convention in May 2008. This is a grass roots endeavor. Hugh Laurie has announced that he will be donating all of the money he receives from his performances with Band From TV. He has his own page on the Save The Children web site. We have a website http://ladiesofhouse.tripod.com/
. Not very professional perhaps but we like it and more to the point it is endorsed by Save The Children. We are still adding to it and will continue to do so as long as we can.
And so my dear I have wasted enough of your valuable time and drabbled on quite long enough.
All the best!
I have never seen a purple cow...and thank God for that!