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John Burns


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Posted Sat Oct 1st, 2011 8:52pm Post subject: My Dog

My dog's a Retriever, sometimes, just piss him off, I throw him a boomerang.

In or out of my stand up act?

If the above pops up on QI Stephen, we’ll all know where you got it and I’ll be even more insufferably full of myself than I am already.

John Burns
Purple Comedy
http://standupcomedy.podomatic.com

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Ambrosia


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Posted Sun Oct 2nd, 2011 5:18pm Post subject: My Dog

I don't know how to put this politely, John, but I'd say leave it out. In my view, it's not funny and it's a bit obvious. Sorry.


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John Burns


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Posted Mon Oct 3rd, 2011 5:45pm Post subject: My Dog

I'll take that as a no!

John Burns
Purple Comedy
http://standupcomedy.podomatic.com

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Nitro


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Posted Thu Oct 6th, 2011 7:07am Post subject: My Dog

Yeah, it's not funny as it is but that's not to say you could't re-work it somehow.

I mean, if it's important to you that you the audience understand your need to piss off your dog, and approve of your having done so.

Then you could tell them how you also like to piss ON your dog.

Really? Wow.

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