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Nitro


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Posted Mon Aug 31st, 2009 9:58pm Post subject: Nice World Additions

Let's try to think of things that would make the world nicer for someone besides ourselves. Oh I know it's 'hard', but give it a go anyway ya brats.

I'd like to make one suggestion for the ladies, which might make their worlds nicer.

A heterosexual version of Stephen Fry. Actually, thousands of them. One man can only do so much after all.

So, someone could create StephenFry version Straight.2. The operating system of this version of Mr.Fry would NOT be built by any Microsoft engineer. Nor would any of them be allowed withing 1,000 yards of SF vStraight.2. ( I hear if those engineers even LOOK at hardware, they can fry it ).

Really? Wow.

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Maxx England


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Posted Mon Aug 31st, 2009 10:07pm Post subject: Nice World Additions

In that case, a Guantanamo for Microsoft Engineers is entirely sensible. And a lot more justifiable than the present one, as well.

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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Maxx England


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Posted Mon Aug 31st, 2009 10:08pm Post subject: Nice World Additions

Hang on, can I have an Emma Thompson factory? If the girls can have a straight Fry production line, equality demands there's a parallel Thompson line.

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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tito


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Posted Mon Aug 31st, 2009 10:21pm Post subject: Nice World Additions

A rubber chicken re-inflation kit.

This would enhance my dog's life when he punctures his chickens.


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