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Nitro


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Posted Thu Jun 11th, 2009 11:22pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
All writers have done it. All good ones anyway ( IMHO, of course ). Written something just really terrible, embarassing, or laughable. Well...how about it? Anyone wanna take the challenge? Anyone self-confident enough to expose their sillyness to the whole world?

Really? Wow.

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susanstewart1


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Posted Sun Jun 14th, 2009 2:55am Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
People


I hate people cos there all full of shi7,
They talk a load of bollocks and I'm phuking
Sick of it,
Let's all point and laugh at the moron on the
Bus,
Laugh at fast food workers just trying to earn
A crust.

Yes people do annoy me that's why I stay indoors,
Won't catch me in the pub, it's full of crashing bores,
They walk around with "hair cuts" and stupid skinny jeans,
What do they think they look like? It's a mystery to me.

It's true I hate people, the general public,
They sit around in starbucks talking samantics,
They say stupid things like "aparently, I heard, guess what."
But what the phuk do I know I could be talking rot.


LOL bad in more than one way!

"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."
Stephen Fry

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PamJH


Member

Posted Sun Jun 14th, 2009 3:35pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
I could sit and write terrible limericks all day. Obviously, I am no Ogden Nash. But here goes:

Miss Maudie spends time in the can
Almost as much as a man
She sits and she thinks
Until the room stinks
And then must turn on the fan.

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Spitfire


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Posted Sun Jun 14th, 2009 8:22pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Once there was a king called Elvis,
Who was actually an old man called Melvis,
When he got on the floor,
He couldn't take any more,
Because when he got up he fractured his Pelvis!

CAUTION: OFFENSIVE SWEARING ETC ETC

Homosexuals are Gay,
A Dyke is a Lesbian,
David Tennant is a Bollocks Thesbian.

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Nitro


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Posted Mon Jun 15th, 2009 3:52am Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
ROFLMAO!! Are you guys making these up on the spot? Didn't intent to create a limericks thread, but hey...what the hell... X-D

Really? Wow.

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PamJH


Member

Posted Mon Jun 15th, 2009 5:30am Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Nitro, I swear limericks are the only poetry I can write with any ease. I'm working my way through Stephen's book, but gads. The tripe I create with those exercises is more than this forum should have to bear.


I love to post on this forum
To tell Stephen I adore him
But too bad for me
Love isn't to be
I'd reduce the man to boredom.

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Nitro


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Posted Tue Jun 16th, 2009 6:50pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Nitro, I swear limericks are the only poetry I can write with any ease. I'm working my way through Stephen's book, but gads. The tripe I create with those exercises is more than this forum should have to bear.


I love to post on this forum
To tell Stephen I adore him
But too bad for me
Love isn't to be
I'd reduce the man to boredom.

I think your limericks are a ton-o-fun. Though I would disagree with the sentiment of this last one. How do you know Mr.Fry wouldn't feel great to have got to know you and call you a friend?

I mean, everyone is boring at some point. Even him X-D

( Nitro runs, dodging the rocks tossed his way...

Really? Wow.

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PamJH


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Posted Tue Jun 16th, 2009 9:41pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Nitro, I swear limericks are the only poetry I can write with any ease. I'm working my way through Stephen's book, but gads. The tripe I create with those exercises is more than this forum should have to bear.


I love to post on this forum
To tell Stephen I adore him
But too bad for me
Love isn't to be
I'd reduce the man to boredom.

I think your limericks are a ton-o-fun. Though I would disagree with the sentiment of this last one. How do you know Mr.Fry wouldn't feel great to have got to know you and call you a friend?

I mean, everyone is boring at some point. Even him X-D

( Nitro runs, dodging the rocks tossed his way...

You think he might? Maybe so. He is a normal person even if we do tend to put him on a pedestal. I mean to say, he probably farts in his sleep like everyone else. And I would never toss rocks at you. Water balloons, yes.

Mr. Fry is interesting, quite
And really a bit of all right
He'd be a great pal
for one certain gal
But would he like me? Well, he might!

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Nitro


Member

Posted Wed Jun 17th, 2009 12:34am Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Bravo! Bravo! [insert clapping smiley and applause track]

I actually like some of the other 'bad' stuff posted because, whatever can be said of it, they have a sublime kind of innocence, or innocent quality. There's little self-consciouesness or, for that matter, self-importance X-D

I'm trying to figure which of my worst writings to post. There's so many to choose from! X-D

Really? Wow.

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susanstewart1


Member

Posted Tue Jun 23rd, 2009 3:53am Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
I like the idea that there is no great or "bad" poetry. I once wrote a song and there is a line in it every one asks me about " lyrics are never right or wrong, there is no shit or great song, a poet never lies so chase the dragon and forget the self that you despise" my only responce to being asked about that is, it rhymes! Rofl.
As I have little secondary education and zero tersiory, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
0_<

"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."
Stephen Fry

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dexter vandango


Member

Posted Tue Jun 23rd, 2009 11:38am Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Mock not the phallus

Proud staff of life

Friend to the maiden

Foe to the wife

Portable solace

Inciter of strife

The bridge between genders

But rarely works twice

Noble propagator

Generator of vice

Pee pipe and tube steak

Cornucopia of delights

Intrusive and demanding

But occasionally feels nice

(But hardly a substitute ..for your bedside device)


Vixens.. Salute your creator!

..Are worship and adoration too much to ask once a month or so?

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PamJH


Member

Posted Tue Jun 23rd, 2009 1:57pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Dexter, that's priceless.

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Nitro


Member

Posted Tue Jun 23rd, 2009 8:28pm Post subject: Post your WORST poem here!!
Applause for Dexter!!


Dexter, I don't count as a Vixen but I'll worship you anyway. We'll call it hero worship for now ok?

J.H.L - If it's OK to assume it, based on what you said about your lyrics...then you don't know that 'chasing the dragon' was ( and maybe still is for all I know ) a slang term for a concoction of heroin and cocaine ( both smoked together I think )....so if you ever want to pose as a gritty side of life type, you could use that as an answer X-D

Really? Wow.

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