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Nitro
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Posted Tue Apr 20th, 2010 5:09pm Post subject: Q&A
You have to answer a question before you can ask another. It's that simple and there are no rules to answers or questions except any limitations imposed via Forum rules/laws/punishments.
This is a chicken-egg thing for me, but the only way I know to start this is to ask a question and answer it myself, then ask the next. Sorry, I'm a bit of a simpleton.
Q: What is the length of a circle that goes round a square?
A: The length of a circle that goes round a square is of no interest to anyone but yourself.
OK, next question ( first come, first serve ):
Q: If you were an elephant considering a possible position that replaced that of an aging carrier-pigeon, what would your salary requirements be? Remember that you will be traveling internationally at times.
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tito
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Posted Tue Apr 20th, 2010 7:34pm Post subject: Q&A
A. £32,000 starting (Private health insurance included of course) and a yearly salary raise in line with inflation, plus a performance bonus, (Monthly).
Q. Who would be the ideal host for any serious political debate?
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AC
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Posted Wed Apr 21st, 2010 5:32pm Post subject: Q&A
A. Brian Williams from NBC News. He's smart and he's cute, unlike the debating politicians.
Q. Where is the lid?
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde
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michael
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Posted Wed Apr 21st, 2010 8:23pm Post subject: Q&A
A. You're sitting on it.
Q. Where is Napoleon's penis?
"HELLO I'M TACTILE !" is an anagram of my name
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tito
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Posted Wed Apr 21st, 2010 9:22pm Post subject: Q&A
A. Ask Josephine.
Q. Which world leader would you least like to be tied to in a three-legged-race?
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Ambrosia
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A. Colonel Gaddafi.
Q. Are crop circles created by people just having a laugh?
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tito
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Posted Sat Apr 24th, 2010 8:26pm Post subject: Q&A
A. No they are made by Rabbit formation crop circling teams.
Q. Was Henry the Eighth really a good husband?
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AC
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A. I think you should ask Anne Boleyn or Catherine Howard. Oh wait...
Q. Did the moon landing really happen?
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde
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Ambrosia
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A. The American moon landing was fake, but the Wallace and Gromit one was totally real.
Q. Did dragons ever exist?
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tito
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Posted Sun Apr 25th, 2010 8:12pm Post subject: Q&A
A. Yes. Margaret Thatcher is a dragon.
B. Is Wallace the George Clooney lothario of the plasticine world?
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AC
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A. If Plasticine People Magazine said so, then it must be true.
Q. Why are so many teenage girls in love with a fictional vampire?
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you." -Oscar Wilde
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tito
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Posted Wed Apr 28th, 2010 6:15pm Post subject: Q&A
A. Because vampires give fantastic lovebites.
Q. Who had the best hair? Marie Antoinette or Amy Winehouse?
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Ambrosia
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Posted Thu Apr 29th, 2010 7:12pm Post subject: Q&A
A. Probably Marie Antoinette, but once her head was separated from her shoulders, it may have lost a bit of body.
Q. How long is a piece of string?
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tmidir
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A)depends on what mood the string torturer is in and how big the rack is. Rough estimate =2.47194(I may be wrong therefore no accountability is held or can be claimed).
q)to be or not to be?
ni or ecky ecky ptang ptang....I just can\'t decide!
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tito
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A. To be. Without any doubt.
Q. Are dogs more interesting to talk to than humans?
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