STEPHEN FRY

A quote:

Scots footie manager John Lambie, when told a player was concussed and could not remember his name said,

'Tell him he's Pele and get him back on!'.

Quotes from Steel Magnolias. Ouiser Boudreaux is may favorite character so here are quotes from her.

Annelle: "We are in the house of the Lord!"

Clairee Belcher: "Oh like she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life."

Ouiser Boudreaux: "Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'."

Ouiser Boudreaux: "Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied"

Ouiser Boudreaux: "Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!"

Ouiser Boudreaux: "Annelle, take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine."

Ouiser Boudreaux: "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."

Ouiser Boudreaux: "Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!"

Ouiser Boudreaux: "Don't try to get on my good side, Truvy. I no longer have one!"

Ouiser Boudreaux: "He is a boil on the butt of humanity!"

Ouiser Boudreaux: "What's the matter with you these days, M'Lynn? You got a reindeer up your butt?"

Yes loving the quotes. I love Patch Adams and have a quote of my own:

[Nonchalant psychiatrist who has little interest in relating to Patch as a human being, and is more interested in his coffee] Psychiatrist: “And when your father died, how did that make up feel?”
Patch: “I don’t know, I was 9. It was like there’s this distinction suddenly between you and the rest of the world. I looked around me, life went on as before, but it wasn’t like before… My uncle helped, he would visit.
[Noting the Psychiatrist’s disinterest] Patch: “He at least listened.”
[Patch fell silent, waiting for his doctor to help him, and realised that just was not going to happen]
Patch: “And then I thought, if I could light my farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus. But if I couldn’t do that, maybe I could use my penis as a pogo-stick, and that, at least, might be a way of getting around.

~ Robin Williams as Hunter Patch Adams, in Patch Adams (1998). Directed by Tom Shadyac. Writing credits: Patch Adams and Maureen Mylander (book).

From Psych

"My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my associate, Jazz Hands.” –Shawn

Nyna: “You guys believe in karma, don’t you?”
Shawn: “Yes we do. But only because we’re karma chameleons.”
Gus: “We come and go.”

Gus: How should we introduce ourselves? Don't say "psychic," they'll shut you off. Pick something vague, like Alternative Tactics Division.
Shawn: How about the Bureau of Magic and Spell Casting?

GOOD NEWS - MY PM'S NOW WORK

I decided to send this in a clip. Robin Williams as the voice of Batty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtuKoD1Wbvg

marzgirl said:
From Deadwood (warning...lots of cursing) .....

It's just called Deadwood?

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