"Your fingers are as divine as the Pope's nostril hair"
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Posted Fri Oct 5th, 2007 12:09pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
"Your fingers are as divine as the Pope's nostril hair" |
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Saturn |
Posted Fri Oct 5th, 2007 12:15pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
Genius!!!
You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic. X-D X-D X-D X-D |
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AlcoholicSubstance |
Posted Wed Feb 20th, 2008 9:39pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
He he. Brilliant! |
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Britannicus |
Posted Wed Feb 20th, 2008 9:47pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
Ermine derision scalds your protuberant nares.
Duuuuude. "Your room...it's CLEAN!!!" |
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TobiasMonk |
Posted Wed Feb 20th, 2008 10:14pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
Hehe
Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.  I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep. |
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Soupy Twist |
Posted Fri Feb 22nd, 2008 5:09pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
 The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill.
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Posted Sun Feb 24th, 2008 6:32pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
Your pharyngeal hair tickles the divine underbelly of my terrestrial erector set with saponifying liquors.
 *head explodes* |
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Posted Tue Feb 26th, 2008 8:30pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference.
Brilliant! X-D For those who don't speak French, it translates as: The rain of your insults does not reach the umbrella of my indifference. |
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Britannicus |
Posted Sat Mar 1st, 2008 7:33am Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
X-D I was sending some of these to my friend while still under the influence of the flu. She was convinced that the fever had fried my brain, and was actually on the verge of calling my school to inform them when I gave her the link. Silly.
Send me your hang nails. With great eagerness I will knit them into divine papal integuments. Can't really blame her though. "Your room...it's CLEAN!!!" |
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Posted Sat Mar 1st, 2008 1:31pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
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Shyamz |
Posted Tue Mar 4th, 2008 5:15pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
"How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?"
How come every one of these generators I try ends up relating to sex in some way?..  |
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ratoutofhell |
Posted Sun Mar 23rd, 2008 2:31pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
Okaayy... "If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model" - Banksy |
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WhyGenTom |
Posted Mon Apr 14th, 2008 9:40pm Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
I must demand your pleasing chin! How it passes there and back again like a leopard searching for its misplaced frontal lobes.
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Posted Thu May 1st, 2008 3:27am Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
A unique child of a unique mother. Ooh, an excellent link, Sir - one of my faves
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The_roof_is_leaking |
Posted Thu May 15th, 2008 4:14am Post subject: Surrealist Compliment Generator
"Your dandruff falls like the fixtures within a scenic railway passing through a thousand bearded rainbows... "
Oh gee, thanks, I get dandruff(!) *lol* |
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