Well, well, well...........well,well,well...........................I go off for a short while.................performing street mime to raise funds for the Waffle bike. I come back and.........................seriously guys!
What the dirty swearword words have you been up to while I've been working my behind off carrying imaginary glass window panes around the streets of Leeds?
Our temporary lair is a disgrace inside!
The floor of the family room is covered in balloons! Why?
The spare bedroom is festooned with Chinese lanterns. Any explanation Major Eva?
The games room does still have a pool table. However every cue looks as though it been snapped over someone's kneecap in temper.
And the kitchenette? You faithfully promised, PROMISED that you would keep on top of the recycling.
The kitchenette floor:
It's a good job I've already sent the money for the Waffle Bike isn't it?
Bills? I left you with an allowance and I see you have spent in on sweets, AND then have run up a tab at 'Icing sugar world'.
Major Eva. It appears that you owe Joe McKilby, family bookmaker, £4,000 in gambling debts.
Your biggest 'flutter'? £2,000 on 'Drooping Nellie' in the 3.50 at Wincanton last Tuesday?
The fact that it stated in The Racing Post she only has three legs didn't put you off?
I am going to try and calm down now. It's DIFFICULT but I'll give it a go because I have more news. One of us has made the effort.......
Gentlemen. We are no longer a trio. We are a Quadruple.
I have enlisted the services of one Tristan-Belize Tourette. I met him outside Braggs the Bakers and he was talking to himself about a Raygun. This of course sparked my interest and I approached him. He has built a small model, which will, when we have the funds, be 100 times bigger, for our plan to hold the world to ransom.
And can I please have some input on the fundraising?
Pink Avenger, you are supposed to be financial director. Maybe you could think about some street Salsa to get the money rolling in? You know you've always had a passion for it.
Think it over.
Major Eva. With you having been in the Mincers I should imagine your talents are diverse. You must be able to contribute something.
I am going to dab some eau de cologne on my forehead to get over the stress of this bloody house.
P.S. I suppose I should be glad my Lab is still intact: