Hmm..seems you have some 'splainin' to do to Evadne. There you go again unilaterally forgetting to tender information to your team mates. Why did you not mention your stint in the Asylum..um..I mean 'Anger Management'? Surely the poor man deserves some explanation. And compensation. I would suggest some socks. He might like those.
When you and Chip arrive in Tahiti, I've arranged for you to be met by this fellow:
He's slightly deaf so you may have to yell and wave your hands a lot. I will try to be available but the natives here so adore me that they literally are clinging to my back:
I TOLD you I got a tan! However, this picture was taken before I went to see that doctor here you recommended a long time. Remember how irate I got, throwing stuff around the labratory? Yes, that was an embarassing incident on my part but I admit over the years I have reconsidered your advice. I'm currently having surgery to look more like this:
What do you think? Oh it doesn't matter...in a day or two that is, essentially, what I will look like. Hopefully, it will discourage my simian co-harts from clinging so tirelessly to me.
No problem on the passport. But I am wondering what happeed to the last ten I acquired for you. I also speculate you probably remember very little of the circumstances of their loss.
Well, time for a swim outside my new digs..
Enjoy your trip and don't let the guy at the bridge bother you if he makes a smart remark about your sandwhich board. He's prone to such social neglect.
Yours in continued holidaze,