What about making a "Church" of Stephen Fry? (apparently you can legally become a minister, and it's free at http://www.themonastery.org/ )
Sir (to be) Fry has already over 300K "followers" on twitter... and I thought that this would be a very short leap. Just a fun thought, thought that Stephen Fry lovers would like this... if you do/don't please respond! want to know what the general thinking about this is!