Since you continue to be so outstandingly darling and wonderful, your Fluffettes have compiled a particularly magnificent birthday gift for your delight and delectation. As most of us share your love of literature and reading, this year the Fluffettes have written you a book. Yes, an actual honest-to-goodness novel, numbering 100 pages in total – and with full colour illustrations, no less!
Taking inspiration from your own autobiographies, whilst at the same time bending the laws of reality and the space-time continuum (which, lets face it, could do with being a bit more flexible!) we have weaved together several thrilling tales and fabulous fables involving your good self and a whole host of weird and wonderful characters.
We hope you enjoy this bibliotastic bonanza and who knows . . . perhaps one day there may even be a sequel!
Millions and squillions of love and hugs from your ever-faithful
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