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pantechnicon


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Posted Wed Jun 17th, 2009 1:31am Post subject: the limerick thing.....
I seem to have fallen into a Limerick fest. My dads from Limerick.
There was a yong nympho called Gill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in South Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil
Bum bum!

Oh dear - its not that sort of Limerick is it? I'll just crawl into the corner and die of shame. plase...stop looking at me ... sob ...i didn't mean it, i didn't even writeit really, i heard it in a brothel one cold morning when everyone was sat round the floor burning their socks to keep warm before someon made them an essential part of a story. So i'm smoothlyglidingintoa...bipolar high.

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PamJH


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Posted Sun Jun 21st, 2009 2:34pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....
You are Ogden Nash gone mad!

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pantechnicon


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Posted Sun Jun 21st, 2009 11:48pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....
Thanks Pam you're so kind - yes I am insane, all post's 50% off or two for the price of three for a limited time only at Bedlam!
-Pan

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snogmo1


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Posted Tue Jun 30th, 2009 11:52pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....
I seem to have fallen into a Limerick fest. My dads from Limerick.
There was a yong nympho called Gill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in South Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil
Bum bum!

Oh dear - its not that sort of Limerick is it? I'll just crawl into the corner and die of shame. plase...stop looking at me ... sob ...i didn't mean it, i didn't even writeit really, i heard it in a brothel one cold morning when everyone was sat round the floor burning their socks to keep warm before someon made them an essential part of a story. So i'm smoothlyglidingintoa...bipolar high.

A furniture van from Manchester
wrote of an exploded vagina
As a poetry writer
I thought that he might'r
Took the forum a bit more seriousa

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pantechnicon


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Posted Wed Jul 1st, 2009 10:31am Post subject: the limerick thing.....
I prefer the greek, meaning: pertaining to all the arts and crafts.
Nevertheless i agree with your observation and hope i can make up for it by pointing you in the direction of some of my other scribblings.
I must say for a scouse
You've got some nouse
But your rhyming
It doesn't quite scan
-Pan

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snogmo1


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Posted Wed Jul 1st, 2009 12:43pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....
I prefer the greek, meaning: pertaining to all the arts and crafts.
Nevertheless i agree with your observation and hope i can make up for it by pointing you in the direction of some of my other scribblings.
I must say for a scouse
You've got some nouse
But your rhyming
It doesn't quite scan
-Pan

So;

A person who likes craft and art
Wrote of Gillians gigantic fart
caused by Nobels stick
It made her quite sick
Has anyone yet found her arse?

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snogmo1


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Posted Wed Jul 1st, 2009 3:48pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....
You are Ogden Nash gone mad!

End on shag

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dexter vandango


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Posted Mon Aug 3rd, 2009 11:54pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....
There was a young girl named Myrtle

who had an affair with a turtle

what was quite phenomenal

a swelling abdominal

proved to Myrtle the turtle was fertile..

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pamour


Member

Posted Wed Sep 4th, 2013 1:12pm Post subject: the limerick thing.....

Not quite a limerick, but an idle daydream about Mrs Thatcher, written many years ago

It was frequently said
She was buxom in bed,
A person you couldn't ignore.
Sharp as a kestrel,
She tried hard to dress well
On the pittance she earned from the law.

Not quite a haiku of philosophical botanical nature

Industrious but never shrill
The leaf produces its chlorophyll.


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