There was a yong nympho called Gill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in South Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil
Oh dear - its not that sort of Limerick is it? I'll just crawl into the corner and die of shame. plase...stop looking at me ... sob ...i didn't mean it, i didn't even writeit really, i heard it in a brothel one cold morning when everyone was sat round the floor burning their socks to keep warm before someon made them an essential part of a story. So i'm smoothlyglidingintoa...bipolar high.