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Northern Poet


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Posted Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 1:27pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

Give 2 lines 1 for 1 against

He/she is bright and breezy
Yet sometimes look sleezy

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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Ambrosia


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Posted Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 9:16pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

He is skilled at love's embraces
But does it in the oddest places


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Northern Poet


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Posted Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 10:42pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

it makes her laugh when love is ripe
she loves the smell of his pipe

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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Ambrosia


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Posted Fri Sep 3rd, 2010 6:46am Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

He makes her wish that it would last
Unluckily he comes too fast


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Northern Poet


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Posted Fri Sep 3rd, 2010 9:44am Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

Alas thats the life of a man
He does everything fast as he can

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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Ambrosia


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Posted Fri Sep 3rd, 2010 8:11pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

But he's good-looking and quite vain
The mirror cracks, now he's insane


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Northern Poet


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Posted Sat Sep 4th, 2010 4:51pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

His wrinkles show and laughter lines too
A face lift is for women, what can he do?

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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TheDuchess24


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Posted Sun Sep 5th, 2010 12:12am Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

He's tall and strong and handsome, yes!
But always seems to make a mess...

A 17 year old girl from Hampshire with an unhealthy obsession for many things, including the irritatingly unavailable Mr Fry. Will most certainly attempt to kidnap him in the future and force him to marry me.

I apologize in advance, Stephen. ;)

'I am all in a sea of wonders. I doubt; I fear; I think strange things, which I dare not confess to my own soul.' - Bram Stoker.

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Northern Poet


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Posted Sun Sep 5th, 2010 4:43pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

He is only a man at end of the day
looking for lovers that want to stay

Empty Brain cells are a waste of good thoughts

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zomgmouse


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Posted Mon Sep 6th, 2010 3:57pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

Shee really likes to take long walks
But also stabs her cunt with forks

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To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do be do be do - Sinatra
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maniccat


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Posted Tue Oct 5th, 2010 2:45am Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

Looking into his eyes is like looking into his soul
But all he can think of is reaching his next goal

Not weird .....just gifted :)

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NaughtyNepthys


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Posted Tue Oct 5th, 2010 10:35pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

He's brawny he's brainy and a bit of a biker
If only his kind heart wasn't poisoned by her

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maniccat


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Posted Sat Oct 9th, 2010 3:54pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

To others he appears friendly, happy and loving
but truthfully inside there's nothing

Not weird .....just gifted :)

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MrCartoonguy


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Posted Fri Nov 12th, 2010 7:36pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

When carnally entwined he becomes a slave to her lust
His back is buggered and his phallic rod now has rust

Reality is contigent; the only permanent concept in the multiverse is change - death. We are born into it and it follows us.

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grizzlyb


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Posted Sun Nov 28th, 2010 10:57pm Post subject: The perfect Lover Game

He looks all handsome, a man of first choice,
but when he speaks, it's with a falsetto voice.


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