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John Burns


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Posted Mon Feb 8th, 2010 8:51pm Post subject: The truth about love

I got my girlfriend a big gold ring for valentines day. It's not because I love her, more for control... it's through her nose.

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TobiasMonk


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Posted Mon Feb 8th, 2010 9:53pm Post subject: The truth about love

Too much info

I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman
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Maxx England


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Posted Mon Feb 8th, 2010 10:19pm Post subject: The truth about love

Be thankful it's only through her nose

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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TobiasMonk


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Posted Mon Feb 8th, 2010 10:31pm Post subject: The truth about love

True, my biggest concern was she might be bovine.

I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman
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tito


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Posted Tue Feb 9th, 2010 4:38pm Post subject: The truth about love

Exactly. How many udders does one man need?


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TobiasMonk


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Posted Tue Feb 9th, 2010 7:58pm Post subject: The truth about love

I dunno, maybe one man's udder is another man's cup of milk......eew.

I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman
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Maxx England


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Posted Tue Feb 9th, 2010 8:00pm Post subject: The truth about love

Well his cup's obviously flowing over.

The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?

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