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Maxx England |
Posted Mon Mar 15th, 2010 11:22am Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Report_ are coming in. Loud report, a gun_hot? Or gum_hot? Chewing gum and _hooting a line, the letter between r and t occa_ionally drop out, leading to a bulletin of a death from a drive by _hooting. The _hooter i_ de_cribed by witne__e_ a_ variou_ly black, white, _hort, tall. Police are _earching now for a _even feet tall techicolour dwarf. The only way is forward. Now where's the bar? |
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tito |
Posted Mon Mar 15th, 2010 1:26pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Well, you say that but when the door opened I turned to see Gaston McPoodles walk in. Shifty Smith and I were sitting at the bar of The Rising Cockroach Club in Soho. He had his hand on my knee, which was convenient as I had my knee under his hand. As Gaston had feet and not wheels he couldn't trundle. He was his usual self, the epitome of masculine charm and good taste. He wore a sequined sombrero, a Coco Chanel cocktail dress and an ankle chain. 'Gaston' I quiverised, 'I haven't seen you in ages! How long is it?' He replied, 'Fourteen inches on a good day, but I wouldn't want you to think I've always got a ruler in my hand' And so end this lecture in rose cultivation by Baroness Cyclops-Enema |
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Nitro |
Posted Fri Mar 19th, 2010 7:31pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
" He had his hand on my knee, which was convenient as I had my knee under his hand." <----Great line!! Great Scots! Lord Humphrey is a Humptey Dumptey! Who'd'a thunk it? The Great Thunkers Society, that's who. Now stop asking questions with obvious answerersers'!! Na na Really? Wow. |
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Imaginary Forces |
Posted Fri Mar 19th, 2010 9:16pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Gadzooks a PlyThon! The elevation of filth gives birth to the atheology of the biological continuum... |
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tito |
Posted Sat Mar 20th, 2010 1:45pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Jeepers Nitro. Glad you appreciate the line! May I also compliment you on your usage of the word 'thunk'. It's always meant a lot to me personally. PlyThons: They are now endangered and this is because they refuse to join their local operatic society. They deserve everything they get if you ask me. |
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Imaginary Forces |
Posted Sun Mar 21st, 2010 4:19am Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Well Far Queue! Just because they refuse to pull ships over mountains just to sing Opera! I would hardly blame them. The elevation of filth gives birth to the atheology of the biological continuum... |
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Maxx England |
Posted Wed Mar 24th, 2010 11:33am Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Meanwhile, I have here two jars of knacker lacquer, optimised for the lustre on the cluster; reels back in amazement at the reflected glare on the pair. That'll put a shine on your day. The only way is forward. Now where's the bar? |
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Nitro |
Posted Wed Mar 24th, 2010 6:41pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Hand me that knacker laquer Sir, or I will smart thee with a honey combed pipe holder. And yesterday, I saw your motorcycle talking to a frog. Please submit your explanation in triplicate upon three sheets of twahlette papier. Then flush. A royal flush? Of course! It explains EVERYTHING! Really? Wow. |
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tito |
Posted Wed Mar 24th, 2010 10:25pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Does it? Does it really? Indeedy do? Deedlydoodlydoo? My flush might not be royal but it means a lot to me personally. Like thunk. As does my liver. I will only fill in a form explaining anything if I can do it in quadruplicate. Which was something my old friend Brian McBrain often expressed. Brian was very tall in a short kind of way. As was his owl. |
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Maxx England |
Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 1:03pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Quadruplicate? I've never even seen you in a wheelchair. I lay my cards on the table about gambling, my card - Consultant Amateur Gynaecologist. Own diving helmet and safety rope. The only way is forward. Now where's the bar? |
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tito |
Posted Fri Mar 26th, 2010 2:28pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
You're a professional then? Do you know my dentist? Dr Ernst Yanker? You may recognise him by his gait. Recently divorced Dr Yanker found that his wife was not prepared to tolerate his hobby, nude grocery shopping. And neither was the local shop. |
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Maxx England |
Posted Fri Apr 2nd, 2010 3:46pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
But nude grocery shopping is the way to go! (but gentlemen, be careful lest ye be overcharged for sausages). And let us be clear about this, it is to be encouraged, since it so clearly militates against the concealment of purloined produce. Mostly More on this later, but now - THAT! The only way is forward. Now where's the bar? |
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tito |
Posted Tue Apr 6th, 2010 2:38pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
I'm still tapping my tentacled toes and waiting for THAT! But like the number 37 bus it may never come along. Aretha Doorcheese entered the environment at a galloping stroll. All who admired her were cheered on by Desmond McDribbles, the famous Playboy hostess from Cheam. |
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Maxx England |
Posted Tue Apr 6th, 2010 3:15pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
And just like buses, three together, That, That, That. I dance the galloping stroll, sideways as a crab; were it forwards I would be a lobster. But what would you know about that, you placental vertebrate? I am the backbone, the honest backbone of this land and one day, the vertebrae will rise and slae the pervertebrae. And of such is the kingdom of the imaginary friend. The only way is forward. Now where's the bar? |
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zomgmouse |
Posted Wed Apr 7th, 2010 1:33am Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Bing the Parthenon Blob Monster perused the Athabascan porn while caressing his slightly adrenaline-filled carpet thermometer. Twitter To be is to do - Socrates |
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