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Nitro
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Posted Thu May 27th, 2010 7:42pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Sam and Janet's evening were a fantastic band back in those future days. Oh how we did jumping jacks then and still look forward to when we will.
Cold? No, it wasn't. A little gooey, with a pinch of torpid. But not cold. Aristotle's coconuts were capable of doing the Tango that night, so that's basic science right there if you ask me or not. And the mice-tinged pork chowder at the concert was so delicious, we fished with it till sunrise.
Envelope glue invites you to the next balastraude happenstance, and invite the Senators of Sanguine along with your monkey parade too. They'll cuddle under the shade of okra-apple trees on faraway stars, where cd's grow out of ears and hammocks made of mule ears swing lazily in the fires of Hell.
Cold? No. Not at all.
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tito
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Posted Thu May 27th, 2010 9:13pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Mule ears?
I'm sorry, but this is an exclusive club.
We accept only Donkey ear hammocks.
Frankly I'm insulted you could have suggested anything so tacky!
But if you deposit $50,000 dollars in my Swiss bank account I will happily overlook it THIS time!
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Maxx England
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Posted Mon May 31st, 2010 5:09pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Donkey jackets. Didn't know donkeys even had wool. I'll pack an alpaca pacamac, lacquered black.
The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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Maxx England
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Posted Mon May 31st, 2010 5:09pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
On the subject, subject to moods, subject to higher authority, and why when they're high should they be? That's what I want to know.
The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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tito
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Posted Mon May 31st, 2010 7:06pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Pacamac alpacas? Similar to goat coats?
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Maxx England
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Posted Thu Jun 10th, 2010 11:33pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Coat the goat, immerse in dry water and stand for hours. Not the goat, you.
The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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Nitro
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Posted Mon Jun 14th, 2010 6:15pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Dry water and hours of flowers, that's the ticket. So he bought one. Then the janitor did too. And the high horse on Stable St. announced that while "Cigars are somewhat lewd, roses are beyond perverse.", and afterwards simply fluttered away on the wind and sailed off to the Sun.
But beyond that were muffled words and nervous shuffling of feet as people tried to keep the oil trickling around from covering their shoes. Happy dance!! Happy dance!! Now....Pause.
"OK then", said a turtle who had tired of swimming so hard,"I didn't really like it here anyway. And I've fought to keep my shell polished and crabs now give me heartburn. So, away we'll go and never come back.". And away they went, tied to the bottoms of yachts and some driven away in Bently's.
The drivers never mind. They seek toothpicks and moments of boredom to lean and stare at others hoping to avoid moments of boredom.
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Maxx England
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Posted Fri Jun 18th, 2010 10:25pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Rotary sex cube. I sing bananas.
The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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Maxx England
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Posted Tue Jul 20th, 2010 2:27pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
A look that would curdle blood, curdle curdle, love your purdle. Let me play with your purdle. Is that OK, Cedell?
The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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Maxx England
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Posted Tue Jul 20th, 2010 2:40pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
But hist! Who through yonder window, yonders wall, hand me down my walking cane!
The only way is forward. Now where's the bar?
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zomgmouse
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Posted Wed Jul 21st, 2010 9:52am Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Lampshades porking bumper folders and ampersands with cannibal wrinkles envelop lumberjacks' trouser-figs. In court?
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TobiasMonk
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Posted Thu Nov 4th, 2010 5:35am Post subject: thee nonesince thread
BUMP
I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman
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TobiasMonk
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Posted Thu Nov 4th, 2010 3:02pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
This is a strangely warm and fuzzy place and as such has earned a BUMP.
I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman
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Nitro
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Posted Fri Nov 5th, 2010 3:55pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
Bumping jars of jellied shoes certainly look splendid on dry coats made of wasp hairs.
Or, at least my friend the tractor say so.
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michael
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Posted Sun Jun 19th, 2011 9:43pm Post subject: thee nonesince thread
BWAFF BWAFF BWAFF BWAFF
the bouncing fart is here
"HELLO I'M TACTILE !" is an anagram of my name
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