Who many had thought to be shy
It turned out that he, rather daringly,
ended up on a show called QI.
There once was a boy called Stephen,
who many had thought to be heathen.
It turned out that he, rather worryingly,
preferred his morals uneven.
There once was a man from Koblenz,
who liked to sit on the fence.
When asked by his wife
if he liked his life,
he said that at times it was tense.
There once was a girl from Munich,
who liked to dance naked to music.
When seen by the river,
she'd quiver and shiver
but just wouldn't put on a tunic.
There once was a girl from Ohio,
who knew how to grow only Bio.
She used friendly bees,
who had heavy knees
and just couldn’t fly oh so high-o.
There once was a dog from Hannover,
whose owner was always hung over.
When told not to pee,
he held on 'til three,
then escaped and watered the clover.
There was a dog from Illinois,
who marvelled at his naughty toy.
He’d count to ten, mount Lassie and then
all night, his toy he’d enjoy.