STEPHEN FRY

Some wonderful pasta alfredo, ditto the creme brulee and a glass of very good wine. Someone would have to choose the wine because I don't drink enough to know the difference between bad and good. Sad, but true.

A cake with a nail file :p


Entree would be sashimi with the best soy sauce and wasabi
Mains would be seafood risotto and garlic prawns
Dessert would be chocolate mousse and baked alaska as I have never tried it lol

or perhaps a never ending gobstopper...

Okay, if I can eat as much as I want without worrying about it:

Olive Garden breadsticks
Applebee's chicken caesar salad
Steak n' Shake chili
Scrambled eggs
My mom's chicken pot pie
Texas Corral boneless buffalo wings
My mom's popcorn with all the weird salts she puts on it
Mint chocolate chip ice-cream (white and green varieties)

And... a big ass margarita!

I could probably do it, too. You think I'm kidding... I'm not. X-D

Chips.













... ok maybe Steak & ... Chips.

Last meal? Just knowing that might kill my appetite. If I found it again, which I doubt I would, I'd want:

lamb
prime rib
mashed potatoes and gravy
mangos, strawberries, blackberries, bing cherries, kiwis, peaches, apricots, and a few different flavors of sorbet with some honey and a light whipped cream with slivers of almonds and chocolate
several cheeseburgers, singly made of deer meat, buffalo, and elk topped with slices of kosher pickles, lettuce ( romaine, please, I'm weird like that...), swiss and cheddar cheeses, mustard, mayonaisse, and a few nice sliced of beef tomatos

fudge
chocolate pudding
a few hotfudge sundaes

as an aside, i'd like some lobster made just about any way except toughly or as a bisque; a swordfish steak and some salmon

cottage cheese with a bit of olive oil, pepper, and sea salt

roast beef and duck, rare with whole grilled onion stuffed with chive cream cheese, parmesan, and a slight sprinkling of southern rub; some sauteed mushrooms and garlic in olive oil and a bit of cheap red wine; and a Greek salad ( heavy on the feta cheese and don't be stingy with the Greek olives either )

some Vietnamese, Thai and Chinese take out

a container to throw up in

several damp, clean towlettes

and finally, a few pieces of Divinity candy, a chocolate-peanut butter milkshake, and enough downers to kill a horse swished along with a fine brandy

Sorry, I just wouldn't take my own death very well...it would be very rude of me to exit the party at this point in time

any potent and quickly acting alcohol, some hash and some opium ( I can't decide if those three should come first, or last...I suppose last really..)

A potage of my favourite tranquilizers and a choca mocha coffee.

And a vat of melted dark chocolate.

And then stilton cheese.

Oscar Wilde, Stephen Fry, and HM, over a cup of tea and some lovely biccies. Followed by a ciggie. Then blindfolds of course.