Hi Stephen !
I've been a devoted fan for years now and especially love QI, but oh dear ! watching you dance makes my toes curl - LOL
Now wouldn't it be luverly if we mere mortals had the ability to swap smidgeons of our talent with one another ? You could give me some of your brilliant brain power (which I'm so envious of) and I (as an ex dancer) could teach you rhythm.
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,