101 words, to contain the words groping, Madrid, volcano, taxidermist and anthropology. Task set for me during a creative writing course. To make it harder for myself, I made it very roughly adhere to pentameter.
Players : Pausanias, a Prince
Leto, the object of his affections
Leto : Pausanias?
Paus.: The same.
Leto : Com’st here by stealth?
Paus.: No feather-footed hunter were more still
like plashy vole; ne'er groping in the gloom.
Leto : I know not grope; think’st thou to grope here further ?
Paus.: If grope she say, then grope I must.
Leto : Stand fast !
Paus.: O Leto, swan-neck’d scion of Madrid
Thy words like Vulcan’s heavy-hafted hammer
Crush my breast with heat from Etna’s brow.
Leto : Volcano ?
Paus.: Ay, I hear it spake of thus
Leto : So, shall I be thy trophy, scholar prince ?
Display’d and mounted, taxidermy's relic?
Paus.: Nay, nay, think not display..
Leto : But mounted then by thee ?
Paus.: (aside) Now swift to study anthropology.
Bloody awful, of course, but I had lots of fun fiddling with the words, which is what counts. And there's a happy, squelchy, ending.